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Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Why are Bush/Bp HAARP ion guns trying to create a major quake in Oklahoma?!

That's what HAARP cannons do. They create earthquakes and hurricanes. If you check at Animated Atlantic infrared image and you will see the red and pink blasts strike the Oklahoma area. That's where your slew of earthquakes are coming from. Go to the above site and visit with GWB's planetary death machine. It's not only firing on Oklahoma. It's relaying blasts at us from north western Africa, via South America to Central America to the east and west coast. How about it Oklahoma? Are you going to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

America goes to Protest WAR against Repugs! GOP squirms!

Hey, little tiny georgie bush! What do you do when millions arrive in Crawford, Texas? All of them breaking wind in your front yard. Are you still choosing to murder the world with your HAARP ion cannons, mini-man. Has the planetary murder team of BushCheneyRoveGingrich with the Koch brothers buying the "koch" decided to "off" the planet with HAARP disasters? The GOP Peckerwood HAARP team just hit us with WAY MORE strong earthquakes on Sunday, October 23, 2011 than any day in history. You can... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Stanford Hoops takes two "toughies" without star player Dwight Powell

This bodes well for Stanford basketball. With their most valuable player, Dwight Powell out with an ankle injury, the Cards outlasted a pair of tough teams. Both Fresno State and Colorado State 'can play.' Stanford wore both teams out! The Rams led for awhile, by double digits, but Coach Dawkins kept rotating his incredibly deep bench. It was almost painful to look at the exhausted expressions on the Stanford opponents faces at the end. Almost! If I'm not mistaken, both Aaron Bright and Gabriel... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 14, 2011

An ear plug in your right ear may be a calming strategy!

I just accidentally discovered a big blessing. Putting an ear plug in my right ear seems to partially eliminate 'negative' emotions. My scientific theory on this is that the sound hits and "convinces" the left side of the brain first. The ear plug both delays and weakens the signal to the right side of the brain. The right side of the brain has to do with the emotions. The left side of the brain is more of a calculator. When you run your mind more like a calculator, you become less like a... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Bush/Bp fire HAARP Ion Cannons From Panama at Los Angeles. Stop Them!

Google Animated Atlantic infrared image and watch as the bad guys fire HAARP ion cannons on the west coast in general and Los Angeles, in particular. You can see the red on this Doppler. That's Bush/Bp's brain melting, earthquake causing guns, trying to end the world as we know it. Call your congress person and DEMAND that these planet destroying guns be STOPPED. Go to "HAARP earthquakes" and find out how little tiny georgie bush has decided to kill us all. The solid red on "Animated Atlantic... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Will Pac-12 send legitimate officiating crew to Stanford vs. Oregon?

There has been nothing quite as rigged as a Pac-10 officiating crew at a Stanford-Oregon football game. My guess is the same cheats that have been stealing the Cardinal-Duck game for the past decade or so, will be 'running' this Saturday's game at Stanford. If Oregon is not allowed to illegally hold, they'll get beat! They know this. They PRACTICE holding. The Oregon offensive linemen put bear hugs on the Stanford defenders. When an offensive lineman wraps his hands around a defender's shoulder... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Congratulations humanity, you just kicked GWB's sorry ass!

The Democrats appear to have put in place, serious election security. Praise God and whoever else may have been involved. In an important election between the rich bad guys and the union good guys, the union good guys won! A direction changing piece of news that may mark the beginning of the end for the Greedy/Crook Party. With Rupert Murdoch in mucho hot water it will be harder for him to manipulate the network tote boards for the Repugs. Remember, since the "don't count the votes" Supreme... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Challenge to Stanford students. Can geniuses yell like crazy?!

C'mon, Stanford brainiacs, it's time to taste a sore throat. Don't let intelligence keep you from screaming your head off for a good cause. Oregon uses verbal communication to operate their slimy offense. If the best students in the world jam the duckypoos in-play signals it may lead to fumbles, interceptions, etc. Get in the Duck offense's ears! Jam their communications. This year could be a Rose Bowl year for Stanford. Just make "your loudest loud noise" when the Ducks snap the ball. A trip to... Sign in to see full entry.

Bush/BP HAARP cannons fire ion poison on Oklahoma!

Go to "Animated Atlantic infrared image" and watch as an American ion cannon fires dangerous blasts at the midwest! The red and orange is HAARP blasts being fired from South America at Oklahoma. Why does Bush/Bp HAARP want to hurt the Oklahoma region? Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Howdy, Coach Shaw! This is how Stanford beats Oregon!

I know you're busy, Coach! I'll keep this as quick as I can. 1.) Stress an "odd defense." Have your nose tackle smash the Duck center on every play. Don't let him "grab and pull" your nose tackle out of the middle. That's how he creates those quick holes up the middle. The quickest hole is right up the middle. If you fight to keep the center right where he snaps the ball, you force the running back to avoid the jam-up in the middle. That slows him down a bit. It gives your great linebackers a... Sign in to see full entry.

And "the nightmare" continues in Koreatown, Los Angeles

Yes, the hit man is still up on the roof, living in a rat's nest storage bin above my apartment. He's been "stalking me from above" for more than a month now. The very good news is two of the best police officers I ever met, made the collar on our local roof terrorist. Earlier that day, I set up the bust with some bug spray in his preferred rat's nest. The bug spray forced him to select a rat's nest further south on the roof. Closer to the main roof door. The best police officers ever were able... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Matty Alou and his 1962 World Series sprint against the Yankees

Matty Alou was extremely fast. Just not fast enough to save the 1962 World Series for the Giants. The Giants trailed in the bottom of the ninth inning of game seven. The Yanks led 1-0. As Matty led off the inning he crossed-up the Yankees with a drag bunt. It was a Matty Alou art form. Laying it down and beating it out. With two outs, Willie Mays lined one down the right field line. Alou ran as fast as he could, but the third base coach wisely held him up at third. It was a perfect relay from... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

So who is "God?" Go to the library's "Conversations with God" and find out.

I'm not sure I'm going to be alive tomorrow. I think Karl Rove has me being stalked. Google Mike Connell/Karl Rove and see the evidence that Rove killed his election-cheat assistant. Don't rat on Karl Rove unless you want your ceiling tapped on. So I'll give you this gift of dangerous truth, now. Read "Conversations with God" by Walsch. His "God" doesn't agree with the existence of "sin." You're his/her beautiful and perfect child no matter what you do! There is NO Hell, because God would never... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, little Georgie Bush! Have you decided to use train wrecks, again!

When George Bush stole the presidency back in 2000, he immediately turned to trying to create train wrecks with massive poisons on board. We immediately had several train wrecks and near train wrecks. All of these trains had massive poisons on board. Thanks to heroic American emergency workers, Georgie failed in his terrorist goal of murdering thousands via the U.S. "rails." I guess 'the young child Bush liked to wreck his model trains like "The Addams' Family." The 'grown' Bush apparently just... Sign in to see full entry.

Bush murders our planet with HAARP while Obama says, duh!

More strong earthquakes on Sunday October 23 than anytime in history. More strong earthquakes than we earthlings might have in a year. "The math" makes absolutely no sense, unless the earthquakes were intentionally created. HAARP ion cannons are the only thing that can do that. Google HAARP disasters or earthquakes or hurricanes. HAARP can and does create disasters. It broke through the crust of the earth and created volcanos on 10-23-11. GWB did it and "his main squeeze" Rupert Murdoch, covered... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Open letter to Camilla Harris California Attorney General

I just wanted to say you're doing a great job. I do have some bad news. I tried to contact your office by phone and someone intercepted the call and turned it into a sales pitch. They pretended they had an affiliation with your office. After I got the full hustle, I was too late to call you. Someone is manipulating your phone lines to sell food coupons. When you're dealing with Republican phone companies, you should always call your own phones, periodically, and see if what is happening is what... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Are terrorists closing in on Los Angeles apartment building?

I saw what looked like a drug deal go down in the apartment next to mine. It happened a month ago. The man renting the apartment next to mine (#311) had a visitor who was yelling loud enough to make my apartment vibrate. I walked over to that apartment and found the door ajar. I looked into 311 and saw two individuals gazing into a suitcase as if they were looking into heaven. I asked them to hold the noise down. It's not something I can prove that what I was seeing was a drug deal, but it sure... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Bush/BP HAARP cannons fire on Peru! Create 6.9 earthquake?

Go to "Animated Atlantic infrared image" and watch as HAARP ion cannons fire from central Brazil. The red on the doppler represents HAARP Bush/Bp terrorist blasts against Peru, Central America and the U.S. east coast. Call your representitives and tell them to stop trying to kill us with these stupid, Nazi HAARP guns. C'mon Prez Obama, stop these planet murdering guns before my children and your children are shaken to death. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 28, 2011

So the Rangers lost, Georgie! It's no reason to shake yourself to death!

You're a rich man little fellah. If you destroy the planet via HAARP earthquake, you lose everything, georgie. The Rangers will NEVER win a ring and it will be your fault. A destroyed planet has no value. That means you will have no value. We won't owe you a thing. Everyone will be equally poor. You will still have your prized pet rats but even they will have no value. You owned it all and you flushed it down the toilet with your stupid ion cannons. Your victims will refuse to go "to the light."... Sign in to see full entry.

Bush/Bp tried to shake us to death on 10-23-11! They failed! This time!

More strong earthquakes occured LAST SUNDAY than during ANY YEAR in recorded history. This is NOT a good sign if you are interested in surviving beyond November of this year. Lil Tiny georgie Bush is having an infant like temper tantrum. It goes with his infinitely low IQ. His political "bushit" got shoved up his, " where the sun don't shine." Democrats win on the "smarts" side of things. Lil' tiny georgie bush and his repugs are so humiliated by this one-sided intellectual defeat, they've... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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