Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Bush and Cantor do their annual Grinch-Sting against America's Christmas!

Ugly double-talk artist Republican Rep. Eric Cantor is trying to bluff us into handing him some more of our billions. He's George W. Bush's "Embezzler in the Field." Instead of feeding the babies on Christmas, psychos George W. Bush and his ugly House Rep. Cantor are trying to steal more billions out of babys' mouths. Their last budget insisted that money be cut for pablum for starving babies. That's what GWB and the Repugs are REALLY about: murdering the planet! Now! When you deal with the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Howdy, 'little, tiny georgie bush! How about that very short-legged dog?

You demand that the world believe you are six-feet tall. In stocking feet, the 'Crawford Crab' is no more than 5'8." Our eyes tell us - YOU ARE A RUNT! george. With all the hate in your guts, you are shrinking. Dissolving like the wicked witch of the west. You're probably, down under 5'6" by now. Your hate will do that to you, georgie. I was wondering if you really believed that little short-legged dog you used to carry from the helicopter to the White House had us thinking you were anything but... Sign in to see full entry.

Watch the GWB/NFL refs cheat against the 49ers tonight

It's an NFL tradition. Cheat against the 49ers. Cheat for the Steelers. The Steelers offensive line will hold the 49er defenders continuously. And the referees will be looking the other way. All game long. And by the way, the 49ers go undefeated in 1986 if the refs don't cheat them out of it. A blatant piece of cheating. Obvious Steeler pass interference was ignored by the "bought and paid for refs" and the Niners lost a 19-0 season. I look for the same kind of NFL cheating to happen tonight.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Right-wing media wraps up their lynching of Barry Bonds. Bonds Wins!

So the "you suck" Dodger Nation media makes 23 charges against Barry Bonds. Bonds beats this Bill Plaschke conspiracy on 22 of them. That's a 22-1 record in favor of Bonds over the "bumsky nation in blue." Congratulations Barry! That's a better record than Sandy Koufax ever had. This case has been embarrassing for Dodger Nation. They've had this case shoved where the sun don't shine more times than you can shake a stick at. It's been eight years of Dodger Nation cowards having their garbage-lies... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Jimmy Rod Radio loves "Gypsy Woman" by The Impressions. So will you!

Once you start singing this one, you won't be able to stop. The sounds feel so good as they come out. It was my friend Howard Hinich's favorite song. He would sing it perfectly. Google "Gypsy Woman" Impressions and feel what "deep soul" really feels like. Sign in to see full entry.

Open letter to Jimmy Harbaugh! Congratulations! But...

I want to start this out with congratulations to you and your now historic 49ers. I know, I know, you want "things to suck." I don't care! You and your fellow 2011 49ers have set records galore. You've done it over the top of an NFL owner conspiracy against you. You've won the games you could win. You've overcome (at times) the obvious referee cheating against you. You snapped up the NFC West title astonishingly quickly. You've saved people from fatal heart attacks by cutting back on the drama.... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's true love test? "Some Kind of Wonderful" - Carole King

You're not "in love" if you can't feel this song. Just listening to this performance puts you where love lives. At that early 70s time, Carole King used her infinite heart to "set the mood" forever. Put this one on your I-pod. "Some Kind of Wonderful." Carole King. Can you sing this to your "significant other?" That is love's challenge. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Excited about the Warriors? Maybe you should be! Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

Watch out for the Warriors! They beat the Lakers to wrap up last season. Then they added Klay Thompson from Washington State in the draft. I saw Klay Thompson play against Stanford twice a year. Klay Thompson is great! He's like Stephen Curry in the sense that he magically "disappears" and then reappears for big points. Have you seen Curry do that? He's like Casper the friendly ghost. You swear you've got your eye on him and "poof" he's gone. Open for that great jumper of his, he puts up instant... Sign in to see full entry.

Congrats to the 49ers on the greatest turn around in sports history!

A year ago, our Niners were a running-joke. Now they're setting all-time records every week. How long has it been since anyone has scored a rushing TD against them? That's one of the most treasured records in football. It means coach Jim has quickly patched together one of the greatest single season defenses in NFL history. The 49ers were prevented from literally, coming together as a team until the "very last second." Harbaugh and his staff had gone as far as to have separate training schedules... Sign in to see full entry.

Merry Christmas "Gifts" from Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

Best Christmas Rock & Roll, ever? Go to Hansons 1997 Christmas Special. Isaac invites you to Christmas dinner with sincere musical invitation ballad. Then Taylor takes you through a New Orleans jazz blues masterpiece. Your final Hansons '97 gift is Zack as a perfect yowling "drummer boy," possibly improving on a Stevie Wonder original. Google the above bold print and really get in the Christmas spirit! Have a merry Christmas, everybody! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Jimmy Rod Radio's pick? "Ride Like the Wind" - Christopher Cross!

You can feel this one all the way. Suddenly, you're an escaping bad guy with a great back-up band! Go to Christopher Cross, "Ride Like the Wind" and...ride like the wind! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Jimmy Rod Radio's most beautiful song? Gordon Lightfoot's, "Beautiful"

This is the song you want to give your girl for her birthday. Some golden oldies are still miracles. This is one of them! Google Gordon Lightfoot's, Beautiful. This is the one you give to your girl. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Stanford Hoops almost knocks off #5 Syracuse!

Things are looking good at Stanford. The basketball team may just challenge for the Pac-12 top rungs. They just took three of four in the preseason NIT. They look like a NCAA tourney team. Go Cardinal! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Jimmy Rod Radio - "The King of Nothing" - Seals and Crofts

This song makes you happy and sad at the same time. I hadn't heard this tune in years. Happy and sad at the same time is "a cute trick." If you've got a heart and a sense of humor, you'll love this one. Just google Seals and Crofts, "King of Nothing" and feel good. Sign in to see full entry.

Bush and Rupert use Scientology Tone Scale to get rid of us

Have you noticed all the suffering dog and dying cat commercials, lately? That's just little Georgie's and Rupertie's way of dragging humanity all the way "down." Have you noticed how the Republicans are saying no to everything, including our survival! The pictures of suffering animals backed with ridiculously sad music have a purpose other than "helping" animals. These commercials are designed to destroy your happiness. Can't you tell? It's just 'BushCheneyRoveGingrich with the Koch brothers... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Jimmy Rod Radio! - Stanford's New Cruising Song - AWB's "If I Ever Lose..."

This is a gift to Stanford Hoops. As a matter of fact, it's for the entire university. It's a rarely heard funk masterpiece. I listened to it while I lived at Lake Tahoe. It's called "If I Ever Lose this Heaven." Check this one out, Cardinal! Google, "Average White Band, If I Ever Lose this Heaven." Have fun, Big Red! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Stanford defense chills Oklahoma State! Cardinal looks like a Machine!

Other than the Mighty Mite Aaron Bright (and he's fast), Stanford is a big and fast team. They are also "deep." The Cardinal bench wore out the Cowboys. Stanford just keeps coming at you with quality players. While OSU had to extensively use their starters, Stanford could periodically and thoroughly rest theirs. Johnny Dawkins has put together a "dangerous" team "down on the Farm." The pre-season NIT tournament championship game is Friday, against Syracuse. Tune in and push Stanford over the top... Sign in to see full entry.

Bring some good luck to Stanford! - Oklahoma State needs to cool off!

It's on ESPN2 right now! 11-23-11 at 4:33. Stanford's undefeated but they've never beaten the Cowboys before. It's a chance to watch big Josh Owens play like a speedy little man." And watch little Aaron Bright lead like a Big Man! Let's win this! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Howdy, Prez Obama! Here's how Rupert and Rove will try to steal it in 2012!

If the Democrats would concentrate a little more on election security, they would win big! Think about this, Mister President. You already have the Republicans beat! You just don't know it yet. Before I tell you what you need to do to put the Democrats in the across the board win column, I want to ask you a favor. If I come up injured or dead, look at Bush, Rupert and Rove on 'the kill.' They will not like me giving you this information. Now I'll show you three easy steps to clobbering... Sign in to see full entry.

What makes the 49ers GREAT? Coach Jim and a bunch of studs!

Coach Jim Harbaugh has done exactly what I TOLD you he was going to do, three months ago! I watched him turn Stanford football from sows ear to silk purse in a miraculously big hurry. I saw him put his Capricornian discipline to work, "overnight!" He quickly took a joke of a football team to a victory over USC. Some would call it the biggest upset in NCAA history. After that he led Stanford to the top of the collegiate heap. Taking a talented but, previously, badly coached 49er team to the top... Sign in to see full entry.

About this Blog

This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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