Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Joe Montana to Dwight Clark and "the throw!" - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

I know! I know! It's called "the catch." It's a clear cut misnomer. It was a "nice catch," no doubt. But that play should be called "the throw." Look at the old VHS tape on that one. I dare you! Montana is "rolling out to the right." He has three Dallas Cowboy monsters IN HIS FACE. He jumps backwards, and "floats" the ball into the air, Houdini style. His margin for error is nil. The Dallas D-back is breathing down Clark's neck. The sprinting Dwight Clark looks up and the football arrives in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Bush/Bp fires HAARP cannons at New Orleans from South America!

Go to Atlantic Animated Infrared Image and watch as Bush/Bp fires their planet murdering HAARP cannons at New Orleans. The red in the image is right-wing America killing us before we catch them in the act. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

The Foot in Football. The Reason the Niners have an EDGE against N.O.S.

Howdy, Harbaugh and Company. Congratulations on doing the impossible. I know it just happened. I still think it was, in practical terminology, impossible! The league tried to stop you with a ludicrous lockout. You designed a practice schedule in advance. You strategically determined that schedule on a per day basis. When the kill Harbaugh lockout ended, the 49ers hit the ground, sprinting! Using the perfect practice schedule to be competitive. Immediately! You've seen how their magic practicing... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Stanford has an early key hoop visit to Oregon. Must win one!

After sweeping USC and UCLA last weekend, Stanford Hoops must travel to the basketball armpit of the world. This is a game the Pac-12 refs must steal from the Cardinal. As you watch these games, keep an eye on how many times the refs favor Oregon in their calls and non-calls. If I'm right, they will cheat to the end. Sign in to see full entry.

Hey Lake Tahoe! Need Snow? Ice your sinks! Pass the word! Jimmy Rod's Best!

I lived in King's Beach, Lake Tahoe for years. You must be really hurting for snow. I remember waiting for the snows to come. No snow equals no ski resort jobs. The solution is to continuously melt ice in your sinks. Pass the word to everyone on "the mountain." Then watch the snow "magically" appear. If you want snow, you have to earn it! Keep your sinks iced until the weather becomes your ski resorts' friend. I've done this before and it works. Melt ice in your sinks AS FAST AS YOU CAN. It... Sign in to see full entry.

Is GWB the most Evil Idiot in History? Here's some Rupert-hidden proof!

Just go to, 'GWB's Bike Stops Here.' It's hard proof that little, tiny georgie bush is the Ultimate Evil Idiot. You never heard about this disgrace to the American presidency thanks to a Rupert Murdoch cover-up. If you "google" 'GWB's Bike Stops Here,' you will either laugh, cry or both at our dullard ex-president bush. Bush's brutal and stupid actions sum up his presidency to a tee. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 2, 2012

49ers take over all-time lead from Rams

Just a little reminder here. By beating the Rams on Sunday, the 49ers have now won 63 games against the Rams. The Rams have won only 62. For at least the next year, Niner fans can go to sleep at night knowing that historic fact. And Ram fans can go to sleep knowing the same thing. The closest rivalry ever, is now led by the 49ers. Sign in to see full entry.

Stanford will have to beat Cowboys AND GWB red-neck refs, tonight! Watch!

This is a game our planet's present-time, in progress murderer, George Bush and his "bought and paid for" crew of officials, will cheat to decide, tonight. In any big match-up, Bush's 'love of the klan' will decide the referee BIAS. Per G-dub's instructions, the refs will "accidentally" call anything close in favor of the OSU red-necks. They will also ignore OSU's holding. Little (5'6") georgie bush has got all that hundreds of billlions he embezzled from us in his in his "swiss bank." You know,... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Warrior Fans Deserve Credit for a Miracle! Curry, Ellis and Company!

If it wasn't for Warrior fan loyalty, "Curry, Ellis and Company" would never have happened. While they couldn't win for losing, you would think they would have turned into fog pollution. You know! Losing basketball=No fannies in the seats! No fannies in the seats! = The team moves! That is what "should have" happened with the Warriors. Instead Warrior fans proved "they loved this game and this team! " They experienced several losing seasons and still packed "the vast, Oracle." They knew what... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Historic 49er-Ram Game Coming Up!

The see-saw 49er-Ram rivalry comes to a head on Sunday. The All-Time 49er-Ram record is 62 and 62. The Rams held a big lead over the 49ers, early in their rivalry. The Bill Walsh/Joe Montana era dominated the Rams for most of two decades and set all-time domination records in the process. Then the Kurt Warner/St. Louis Ram era pushed the astro-turf S.L. Rams into a significant lead in the 49er-Ram rivalry. Although the recent years have not been particularly kind to the Niners, Patrick Willis... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Hey, Coach Dawkins, Stanford Hoops! This is how UCLA will rip you off!

Ever since Stanford beat UCLA AT PAULEY Eight Times in a Row, the refs have cheated for th e Bruins. The referee strategy is to allow UCLA to foul continuously. When Stanford brings the ball up court and starts into their offense, the UCLA defense is allowed to grab, push, shove and trip Stanford ball handlers. Pac-10 referees have allowed UCLA defenders to cheat Stanford for the past several years. UCLA cannot beat Stanford without the referees allowing UCLA to blatantly foul. Pac-12 refs will... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 26, 2011

EAR CANDY? Jimmy Rod Radio's Pick? "Sitting in the Park" - Billy Stewart

The first picture looks just like Sarge Saunders (Vic Morrow in Combat!) Sarge looks like he's 19 going on 30. And the song is the finest piece of ear candy in the history of the universe. And I'm not kidding. Google "Sitting in the Park" - Billy Stewart. See 'Sarge Saunders at 19' in front of the coolest car in the world. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas to Jess and Belissa from Jimmy Rod Radio, "Beautiful"

Sometimes a person has the honor of viewing ultimate beauty. "Beautiful" by Gordon Lightfoot celebrates that fact, perfectly. This is the song you sing to those people. Thanks to 'Jess' and 'Belissa' for lighting up the universe. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Do the Seahawks use Crowd Amplifiers? 49ers Should Check During Game!

The noise that pours out of that stadium at game time is unnatural. It insists on being heard. On jamming Seattle's opponents signals. Through the use of small P.A.s hidden in the crowd. Do you think Seahawk security would get in the way of Seahawk cheating? If I were the 49ers, I would have plain clothes investigators watch for small P.A.s in the crowd. This is an open stadium. How are they generating that much sound in an open-air stadium? Look for extra sound amplifying equipment that... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Coolest Soprano, Ever? Rue Larue, 5th Dimension! "This is Your Life!"

Another Merry Christmas gift from Jimmy Rod Radio. Florence La Rue performs the most amazing vocal, ever. She does things with her voice that great singers still believe are impossible. She takes Jimmy Webb's lyrics and blesses men with "the truth." Then she performs the greatest musical climax in human history. The 5th Dimension backs her up with the 'finest' harmonies you'll ever hear. Google search 5th Dimension-This is Your Life and enjoy the best, ever! Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's Happiest Prayer Video - Day by Day - Godspell

You can save the planet, singing and watching "Day by Day" from Godspell. (It's a free gift on the internet for as long as it lasts. Just Google search 'Day by Day Godspell') The lead singer has a voice which somehow comes directly from Heaven. A rag doll heaven... "See thee more clearly Love thee more dearly Follow thee more nearly Day by Day" Merry Christmas from Jimmy Rod Radio and Godspell Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Jimmy Rod Radio Christmas Replay - Hanson's Christmas Special 1997

Do you want to make it feel like Christmas? Google 1997 Hanson's Christmas Special. Jimmy Rod has got a Hanson story there, too. Halfway into the special there are two GREAT Christmas songs. Taylor's miracle is straight out of New Orleans. Zack's masterpiece/Stevie Wonder "cover" must be from Tulsa, ' cause "jam don't shake like that." Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio dark-side replay; Christopher Cross, Ride Like the Wind!

"Christopher Cross" was the album of the year. "Ride Like the Wind" was a big reason why. Once you start listening to it, you may be reluctant to stop listening to it. It's mesmerizing with its dark lyrics and miraculous music. The sound turns you into an escaped murderer, riding for his life. Michael McDonald backs up Cross as the bad guy's conscience. You can google this tune for free. If you can let this tune go, maybe you're ready for Heaven. Otherwise all you can do is continue to, "Ride... Sign in to see full entry.

The Republicans try another bluff against the planet's survival!

So the GOP has decided to kill the planet earth, right in front of our eyes. Bush's 'Repugnant Flunkies' are throwing reruns at history. Loser Republican reruns, at that! The GOP got this game shoved up their political backsides last December. It's the same old George Bush murder the planet game that's been going on since he stole the presidency in November 2000. His cronies have been thrown out of the White House, but the Crawford Creep is still hard-wired into the computers of power. What did... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Jimmy Rod Radio Bonus, AWB miracle, "School Boy Crush"

The eternal debate. To "put out" or not to "put out." I think the girl is going to win this one...because... "It's Only a School Boy Crush!" Google the "ultimate groove." Sign in to see full entry.

About this Blog

This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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