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Monday, September 12, 2011

Raiders win 'Bp Oil Spill Bowl' over Broncos-"Slippery as greased pigskin."

The Monday Night Raider/Bronco game was played under unusual conditions. Bp oil was spewing into the air from an apparently reopened New Horizon. The players were slipping and sliding as if they were greased pigs. President Obama should allow Kevin Costner to clean up this George Bush-created petro-mess. The alternative is too gruesome to mention. Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Harbaugh: Top Used car salesman in history using win-win method

This Stanford, Harbaugh guy just turned my Stanford Cardinal into the best college team I've ever seen. Check the stats and just weep if you disagree. Stanford 2010 crushed their opponents! They abused them! If the green and gold wearing refs hadn't shown up in Oregon, Stanford would have gone undefeated. It will be harder for the Pac-12 referees to cheat in Stanford Stadium. Maybe the Pac-12 will send a legitimate crew of officials to the Oregon at Stanford 2011 game. Dream on! These refs will... Sign in to see full entry.

Iced Leeward Islands continue to thrash TS Marie! Ice your sinks!

Congratulations to Humanity, again! The string of islands called the Leewards have hung Hurricane Marie on an icy hook. It was expected by "the experts" to arrive in the Virgin Islands by last Saturday. Then Marie got tangled up with the well-iced Leeward Islands. She is still squeezing her Bp oil and water in and out of those islands. Google the Doppler at Atlantic Animated infrared image. See what a oil spill laden storm looks like when it hits cold islands. The Leewards just kicked a... Sign in to see full entry.

Doppler exposes El Salvador firing HAARP Disaster Machine at California

Just google Atlantic Animated Infrared Image. It blows the cover on Little Georgie Bush's El Salvador based attempt to dump California into the Pacific Ocean. Little tiny 5'6" Georgie Bush, still pretending to be a six-footer. Looking at Bush and his "size-challenged" body, you realize his own size estimate is obviously "Pinky and the Brain," stupid! George thinks he fooled us with his short-legged dog and his momma's high-heeled shoes. You can stick with the lie (a major tenet in the Republican... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

49ers stumble to Victory, Harbaugh's face locked in Grimace!

It had to be like a nightmare for good ol' Jimmy Harbaugh. One moment he's invincible and the next moment, he's slipping into NFL shock." One moment he's living a heavenly existence and the next moment he gets his welcome to the NFL. Oh, yeah, he got the win via a couple of 'gift from God bolts' from Ted Ginn's trackster speed. Note here: Dear Mr. Ginn, If Bill Walsh had seen you waving the ball in the air at the twenty-yard line, he would not have been amused. A lighter wallet would have been... Sign in to see full entry.

Africa fires HAARP cannons against America! GWB still busy killing it all!

Go to "Atlantic Animated infrared image" and watch as Bush/HAARP tries to create a killer hurricane. What is all that red stuff flying around the Doppler? It's just the HAARP recoil from BushCheneyRoveGingrich trying to destroy a planet. Unless you expose Bush and his lame ass Stooges' attempt to 'kill themselves a planet,' we're all in trouble. Meanwhile, Hurricane Maria, is hanging fire as it dangles on the newly iced Leeward Islands. It was predicted to reach the Virgin Islands by Saturday... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Bush/Bp's HAARP Cannon Fires on America! It's on the weather doppler!

The Republicans have resigned themselves to defeat. You know, "we Repugs had better blow up the planet or the Democrats win," defeat. The right wing wackos have to kill everything before we catch them trying to murder us. If we catch them in time, we win. The GOP must win. They are punks in a snit. As long as humanity never finds out the good guys won, the bad guys can pretend they won. The Republicans cheat "all day long and twice on Sunday!" They'd rather cheat you than beat you. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Iced Leewards try to shred tropical storm Marie. Keep on icing, everywhere

If you "google" Atlantic animated infrared image, you will see iced islands fighting a hurricane. The now chilled Leeward Islands are dicing Hurricane Marie like a carrot. Right Now! Sign in to see full entry.

Bush/Bp pulls the plug on the southwest. They hate that Doppler. Big time!

Rupert, G-dub and Bp just unplugged the power feed to the southwest. They don't want you to watch on Weather Channel as they burn you to death. Add Texas summer heat to Bp oil and you have human bacon and eggs. Bush figures he can kill Texas dead and then buy it up for a dollar an acre. Burn it to the ground and take it away from its rightful owners, for free. What to do? Ice every sink in Texas. Turn your water pipes chilly. The weather change will be immediate if enough Texans melt ice into... Sign in to see full entry.

Bush/Bp pulls the plug on the southwest. They hate that Doppler. Big time!

Rupert, G-dub and Bp just unplugged the power feed to the southwest. They don't want you to watch on Weather Channel as they burn you to death. Add Texas summer heat to Bp oil and you have human bacon and eggs. Bush figures he can kill Texas dead and then buy it up for a dollar an acre. Burn it to the ground and take it away from its rightful owners, for free. What to do? Ice every sink in Texas. Turn your water pipes chilly. The weather change will be immediate if enough Texans melt ice into... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Bush/Bp's HAARP-Witch Katia "melted" by East Coast Ice! See Doppler!

America is at war with GWB's HAARP Cannons. Our dinky little ex-president is in a three-year old's snit. He hates it when we don't let him kill us. He gave mass-murder a try when he aimed his HAARP Cannon at the United States of America's Eastern seaboard. He is presently firing his earthquake machine from Panama, African Guinea and Belize. You can see this GWB madness on your computer Doppler at ANIMATED ATLANTIC INFRARED IMAGE. It's the Wizard of Crawford killing 'hisseff' a planet while... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Bush/Bp attacks New York with HAARP Death Ray! Looney Tunes Doppler!

Little tiny (5'6") Georgie Bush continues to pretend he's six feet tall. As always he's lying to us. If you google "Atlantic animated infrared imagery" you'll think you're in Disneyland. Bush/Bp's HAARP cannon openly firing at the American east coast. Firing "a ray" that can and will create earthquakes if at all possible. So far, the East Coast has survived. Unless you blow Bush's cover as he murders you (right now), the Crawford Creep is going kill everything and everyone. El Salvador is... Sign in to see full entry.

Guinea, Africa fires Bush/Bp HAARP cannon, "Shaping" East Coast Hurricanes!

It's right in front of your Doppler viewing eyes. George Bush's very own HAARP is blasting away at the American eastern coast. The weapon is unknown to most Americans yet Bush/Bp is firing the "HAARP high frequency cannons in several different directions." Now the Crawford Creeps are trying to get their hurricanes through "the wall of ice" that the people of the east coast just Hurricane-mined with ice in their sinks. Don't take my word for it. Google "Animated Atlantic infrared image" if you'd... Sign in to see full entry.

Bush/Bp fires HAARP cannon at Florida as Katia approaches U.S.

Check out the Doppler satellite pictures for hard evidence of this GWB attack on America. It's happening right now! You can google"animated Atlantic infrared imaging." It is showing this right wing GWB HAARP attack against the east coast of America. These HAARP blasts are obvious. A blast from the HAARP cannons from the border of Panama and Columbia relays power to Belize. The HAARP station in Belize relays the power into a blast against the American East Coast. Again, you can see Bush/Bp/HAARP... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Hey, Haiti! Maria may be coming for you. Ice your sinks! Now! Leewards!

Ice could push a hurricane aside. No guarantees, but it could make it slip on by. If we're lucky that day. You can ice your sinks. Turn your underground pipes into a big refrigeration unit. Coastal temperatures will then come down. Look at the Eastern US coastline! It has gone 'polar' over the last few days. From Miami, Florida to Hawkeye, Maine the beach waters have gone cold. Hurricanes hate cold! Give them a 'face full of homemade snow.' The ice is free, isn't it? Screw hurricane Maria before... Sign in to see full entry.

"Funniest" U.S. Doppler, ever. Right now! Bookmark it! - Jimmy Rod's Best

Hurricane Katia just LITERALLY went from major storm to messy punkette in a Big Easy heartbeat. Meanwhile, "Gorge" Bush and his fellow Suicidal Psychos just fired a HAARP blast at New Orleans. LoL. We caught you red handed, didn't we Georgie. You can find the entire sordid mess "in progress," at this time, at Hurricane Central. Once you get over El Salvador firing GWB's gun at New Orleans, get "a load of' Hurricane Katya (That's the way I prefer to spell it). Katya's animated Doppler has gone... Sign in to see full entry.

Repugs "bite bag!" "Film at Eleven!" Melt Ice, Now! - Jimmy Rods

So George's HAARP hurricanes (Irene and Lee) got crushed by "East Coast Ice." Check the Doppler film at Weather Channel. Irene got a "bullet of ice" from Cape Hatteras. Lots of cubes in the sinks. Irene's eye passes over Cape Hatteras. The eye sucks up the cold from the ice. In a flash, the doppler goes from red to yellow. Major storm to 'wimpy wet one' in an icy Cape Hatteras, heartbeat! Congratulations, Humanity! And don't forget what New Orleans just went through to save the eastern seaboard.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Bush/BP fires HAARP cannon at New Orleans as Katia Approaches - ice sinks!

We just blew-up George Bush/BP's hurricanes Irene and now Lee. Bush and the other peckerwood creeps just fired their "HAARP cannon" from El Salvador and at New Orleans. Look at the Doppler readings for Monday September fifth, 2011. There is no other way to interpret what you see on the Doppler satellite. Someone with control over the death machine Bush helped to create, just took a HAARP-shot at the Big Easy and the American east coast with a 8-5-11 blast. You can see it on the Monday Doppler on... Sign in to see full entry.

Bush/BP fires HAARP cannon at New Orleans as Katia Approaches - ice sinks!

We just blew-up George Bush/BP's hurricanes Irene and now Lee. Bush and the other peckerwood creeps just fired their "HAARP cannon" from El Salvador right up the East Coast of the United States. Look at the Doppler readings for Monday September fifth, 2011. There is no other way to interpret what you see on the Doppler satellite. Someone with control over the death machine Bush helped to create, just took a HAARP shot at the Big Easy. You can see it on the Monday Doppler on the Weather Channel.... Sign in to see full entry.

Congratulations, Cape Hatteras. Let's blow-up another hurricane! Ice sinks!

The Weather Channel Doppler looks like a boomerang. Hurricane Katiya is projected to head straight at Cape Hatteras like a bat out of hell. Then it is projected to reverse course in an unheard of "screeching u-turn." If you ice your sinks and creeks you can make sure that hurricane does what it's supposed to do and "gets the hell out of town!" When Irene hit Cape Hatteras she was greeted with a icy blast from local sinks. You can see it happen on the Doppler. Irene hit Cape Hatteras and the Cape... Sign in to see full entry.

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