Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Sunday, February 5, 2012

John Brodie "stem cell miracle"

My favorite 49er quarterback, John Brodie, is in the middle of stem cell research. His recovery from a stroke is being called miraculous. Google for the above with our headline. Sign in to see full entry.

A Message in a Bottle to Emperor Gene Nelson - Sound of The City

Dear Emperor, Congratulations on being the greatest "good guy disc jockey" of all time. If you google search jimmyrod.com, sound of the city, you will find our Rodrigues video version of your KSFO theme song. I hope you enjoy it. I wanted to thank you for your "radio company" as I got ready for school from 1964 to 1967. You were the KYA teacher. Instead of History or Algebra, you were teaching "Good Guy 1A." There's no telling how many kids you saved from hate and fear. And you did it by... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Hey, Stanford Meteorology! Do you want to save the World? Here's how!

Here's "the missing link" in modern weather history. It's a question that BiG Oil won't even let you ask. What was our weather before the "inside job" Bp oil spill and what has happened since? It's been a different weather planet! Since when has our weather come out of the Gulf of Mexico. It has always been from Pacific to Atlantic. Now it comes out of all that "spilled" Bp oil and hits the East Coast right in the mouth. The water sticks to the oil, the water draws the oil into the air as... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Stanford Fans! The basketball game is on!

It's a huge game against Arizona. The refs are "letting them play." In other words, letting them foul Stanford. Stanford's up by one early in the second half. If we win this one things get promising. Check it out on Fox Sport West. "Right now!" Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The Rupert/GOP Strategy to "Grief us to Death." ASPCA, HELL!

If you've got eyes and ears, you've seen a lot of suffering cat and dog ASPCA commercials, lately. For some reason, they are shown all the time on the good guy Democrat shows (MSNBC, Star Trek TNG, etc). I guess Rupert Murdoch and the Bush Boys want to drive the good guys down into grief. Grief is close to death on the Scientology tone scale. As Bush and Rupert continue to try to murder us with Rupert-covered-up petro-poison attacks, they are creating a sad emotional mood that automatically goes... Sign in to see full entry.

Polar Bears Smile With Relief at "Polar Cold"

The Republican owned media makes EVERYTHING seem like "bad news." First they show us our Polar Bears swimming with nowhere to go. Then they tell us that real north pole cold is a bad thing. I'll bet that record setting "Polar Cold" is creating places for our polar bears to land! Like an answer to our Bear Prayers, God sent us exactly what we needed. Serious Polar Cold! Why the GOP owned media refuses to report this wonderful news is suspicious as hell. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Why in the world would anyone take Manning over Alex Smith?

The reason the 49ers took Alex Smith over Aaron Rodgers was Smith was the better package. Aaron Rodgers was lucky enough to fall all the way down to the very strong Packers. That's why he has won in Green Bay. He's a "good" quarterback in the perfect situation. He does his medium-grade magic behind an offensive line that walks on water and is allowed to hold at the same time. All the Packers needed was an efficient QB. Instead of being efficient, Brett Favre threw more interceptions than anyone... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Howdy, Stanford Hoops!

So you have to play Cal in Brazerkly, hey? A good team in their very own hate based "crib." Because Cal knows the fact that Stanford has maintained the best athletic department in the Nation for seventeen years, the Bears must cheat against Stanford. They MUST win at all costs. The refs are paid to allow the Bears to foul without penalty. Or those refs are just really loyal Cal fans. One or the other. The only possible solution to this conundrum is to make the Cal players pay physically for the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Was Jan Brewer behind the shootings of Giffords and Company?

When Arizona Representitive Gabby Giffords and her fellow Democrats were shot, one person benefitted the most. That was the saggy faced Republican Governor of Arizona, Jan Brewer. She was the one who squeezed into that red dress and jumped up in Prez Obama's face the other day. She decided to gain attention by doing something stupid. She does that very often. Now she has gone out of her way to kick the Democrats in the unmentionables by dissing their President. That was a mistake, Governor Saggy... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, Wisconsin Unions! Wake up! It's all about Bush/Rove cheating.

If Wisconsin Unions are relying on Democratic leaders to handle election security, they are insane. Rove and the Bush/Bp bandits steal elections, via three basic cheating actions. 1.) The GOP owned media owns and runs the polling organizations. "GWB and Sleezy Company" polling organizations should be forced to give us the correct numbers in pre-election polls. Otherwise the Republicans step on the Democratic chances of winning with falsified statistics. False pessimism! Union election security... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

49er punt returner blows NFC Championship game out of his...

I'm just "sick and tired of being sick and tired." It's not the first time a 49er player has blatantly betrayed San Francisco for "benefits." Two decades ago a 49er punt returner/running back handed-over a key SF/ATL game to the Falcons. His idiotic punt returning decisions and fumbles cost the better team the game. It was so bad that a bunch of 49er players had our wayward punt returner surrounded on the bench. They were giving him serious "shit." Everyone involved in this moment was... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Why the 49ers will win on Sunday? The Blessed, Candlestick Slop!

Twelve days ago, the 49ers took on "the best passing offense in history." They proved they are the best defense in history by sufficiently controlling "Brew Drees" and company, to win. No team, ever, could predictably do anything with Brees in New Orleans. His home offense is technically invincible except on his worst possible day. In San Francisco, Brees was just a man. He's just a human being in the City. Why? Back in ancient times when I played "military ball," the first thing I noticed about... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radio's "highest" song?" Joe Walsh and the Eagles! "In the City!"

Our man from The James Gang, Joe Walsh, joins the Eagles and does MAGIC with "In the City." You can "check my work" on this statement. Google search, Joe Walsh In the City and fall into the groove. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radio's Save the Planet Pick? "More Love" by Smokey Robinson

If this one doesn't have you up and singing and dancing, too, nothing will! This piece of musical addiction, ambushed me me on Guam. You know! The star-studded, two-dollar record stack at the PX. Smokey's vocal turns you into a singer all by itself. Google/You Tube 'More Love' by Smokey Robinson and "groove" to the ultimate "groove." Maybe if we all sing for more love, the good guys will win on earth. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Don't Forget Lawrence Taylor Kicking Joe Montana in the knee! Make 'em pay!

The NYG fans who complain about the last 49er/NY playoff game, should "stuff it!" There was the Candlestick NFC championship game New York stole from the Niners by gutlessly and illegally kicking Joe Montana in the knee. The 49er offensive tackle was dominating the apparently over-rated Taylor. The apparently frustrated Taylor reached his leg around his 49er opponent and illegally kicked Montana in the knee. Taylor's cheating forced a crucial incompletion. On the next play, Montana's 'kicked... Sign in to see full entry.

A Rodrigues Family Picnic as Jimmy Rod chooses to remember it!

Google Day by Day, God Spell and party with the "Rodrigues Rag Dolls." Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Officials cheat "the apple" for the Peckers! Again and Again and Again...

Tune into the FOX Sports broadcast of Green Bay against the NY Giants. The refs are in flat-out cheat for Green Bay mode. The profit making referees just wiped a "Pecker" fumble off the board by selling their souls directly to the devil. It reminded me of the biggest cheat festival in NFL history. That would be the Monday night game between the Niners and GB in 1994. Niners up by 15 half way into the third period. The refs " put on Green Bay jerseys." Because of that fact, the most important... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Hey 49er fans, It's halftime 49ers 17-14. Join us on TV. Beat the 'Ain'ts!

The referees are tilting the game toward New Orleans, but I guess the "GWB" south gets to steal everything. What may save the Ain'ts is the fact that the refs are allowing them to hold while protecting 'Brew Drees.' I think the 49ers have punished New Orleans in a decisive way. All the 'Aints have been physically punished. Now it's the Niners against the Saints and the zebras. Tune in and help win this one with your Cardinal and Gold, will power. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 13, 2012

A Bill Walsh thought for the 49ers at this time - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

It might have been the year the 49ers went 18-1 and won the Super Bowl over the "invincible" Miami Dolphins. Bill Walsh was trying to explain what was making the 49ers GREAT. Bill Walsh was trying to "nail down" a definition of GREATNESS. He said that no one wins every time. But if you do not play your very best game against 'these' 49ers, you WILL lose! This is the kind of 'knowingness' with which these 2012 San Francisco 49ers approach football. They know, win or lose, they are thrilled with... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Nick Swardson is the new Curly Howard - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

My top two comedians were Curly Howard and then Robin Williams. That was true as of this morning. I just saw Nick Swardson "get up on the comedy table." Now, I'm not the "best audience" in the world. I tend to scowl more than "I yuck it up." You know, a tough audience. But this Swardson guy had me laughing in jags. His material was not only incredible, but his delivery was funkified with Three Stooges timing. Swardson's hand motions were mesmerizingy silly. Swardson should direct a new Stooges... Sign in to see full entry.

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