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offbeats,
I'm glad your day went well. Had I known you were going to be running around in your PJs, I might have made it there for a visit myself. I'm glad you have a fondness for emoticons. They give a pleasant Pizzaz to your comments.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 10, 2006 at 12:43 AM
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Jack
Guess what, I went out today and the only thing that happened was I got stopped by some friends( I was in my PJ"S)...but other than that I hope today is going to be good too!! Thanks to you I no longer have to look up to the sky!
BTW... I still like emoicons!
posted by
Offy
on March 10, 2006 at 12:31 AM
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Straightforward,
Well, I was avoiding thinking about that, but I'm afraid several Top Secret agencies may already be working on it. Every time I watch the news, I become a little more fearful of that project already being well underway. I'm going to attempt to keep track so that I can make an effort to monkey-wrench the whole thing, but they might already have me locked out of the system. They usually put you on lockout as soon as you give termination notice, but I just walked out the door. I can only hope that they forgot the lockout.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 9, 2006 at 5:11 PM
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Why, they could outsource the catastrophes now!
posted by
Straightforward
on March 9, 2006 at 9:19 AM
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jacenta,
I'm glad to see that you dropped by to catch the good news about the postponement of the Planetary Catastrophe. Things are pretty well straightend out right now.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 9, 2006 at 4:29 AM
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Jack_Flash...
posted by
jacentaOld
on March 9, 2006 at 4:09 AM
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Offbea,
Thank you. You have revitalized my belief in emoticons. Now I can again go forth, spreading the truth of the Emoticon!
You can call me jack or JJ, whichever you prefer. I started off to rename myself to Jumpin' Jack Flash so I could still use JJ, but that was too long and everyone kept messing it up, so I changed again. I lost a little something when JJ got dropped. I'm not sure whether I came out ahead or behind, but if I completely change back I'll go through the same thing in reverse. Oh well. I'll get by either way. I kind of miss me, though. Weird, huh?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 9, 2006 at 3:59 AM
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Jack
Well, screw them, I love emoicons...you can use them anytime you want on my commemts. That's what they are there for! Yep, your probably right, that New Orleans clock hasn't worked quite right since Sept.
posted by
Offy
on March 9, 2006 at 3:30 AM
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offbeats,
Yes, it's safe to go outside today. It should be quite safe for some time. The Federal Catastrophe Management Office is in quite a dither. I don't expect them to be planning any Catastrophic Events any time soon. Their office itself is a catastrophe, and now that I have left they will be looking far and wide for another employee at whom management can point a finger.
It's just as well that you didn't hear about the Big Blowup that FCMO had scheduled. They had no idea what they were doing. Just carry on, and have a nice day. It distresses me that you came so close to having to worry your pretty little head about such matters. FCMO needs to reorganize. I believe they are still using the old New Orleans Hurricane Clock.
(someone recently complained about emoticon use. I think that's tragic.)
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 9, 2006 at 3:19 AM
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JJ
Are you saying it's safe to go outside today? I didn't hear anything about the earth being blown to bits, damm it, I could have spent the last 48 hours worrying about it!!!
posted by
Offy
on March 9, 2006 at 3:06 AM
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Thank you again, Jack, good night!
angel
posted by
anglofinspirtion
on March 8, 2006 at 9:19 PM
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ang,
Well, still smiling is the main thing.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 8, 2006 at 9:18 PM
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That was good, Jack! Thank you, I am still smiling!
angel
posted by
anglofinspirtion
on March 8, 2006 at 9:12 PM
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well,
I would certainly like to do that, but there isn't any easy way of doing it over the WWW. I guess that isn't uncommon, from what I have heard. Kind of like phone sex, but I never thought of that as being a very good idea. Well, I guess it's not a bad idea, but maybe it is. Even talking about something like that gets kind of public. I think it might be out of my weirdness range anyway. Well, maybe I made you blush. If anyone is following the converstaion, we may both end up blushing.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 8, 2006 at 9:11 PM
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Yep! So, make me laugh or blush or something, okay?
posted by
anglofinspirtion
on March 8, 2006 at 8:59 PM
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ang,
Well, see how things work out? Isn't it wonderful?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 8, 2006 at 8:59 PM
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Nope, right here, thought I was alone and started to get scared.....
posted by
anglofinspirtion
on March 8, 2006 at 8:54 PM
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angel,
I'm here now. I had to go do a bunch of crap for a few minutes. Now I'm back for a while. Now you are probably gone.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 8, 2006 at 8:53 PM
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Jack, you still there?
posted by
anglofinspirtion
on March 8, 2006 at 8:08 PM
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flightpath,
Yes, dig that thing out! It's just about time to start planting. Everything will be blooming, the sun will be shining. It will be like a new lease on life. Even the seeds will be smiling.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 8, 2006 at 8:07 PM
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BrightIrish,
I thought you might appreciate it. It would have caused a lot of problems for everyone if I hadn't taken quick action. I was about ready for a change of jobs anyway. The one that I mentioned here was just one big disaster after another. I felt so good after quitting that I went downtown and met some of my old friends. We spent the afternoon enjoying the sunshine, drinking Muscatel, and dumpstering. Really nice weather for it around here. Even Arnie was there. His parole started this week, and I didn't even know about it.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 8, 2006 at 8:03 PM
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What a relief!! Excuse me while I go pull my new seed catalogue out of the trash.
posted by
reasons
on March 8, 2006 at 6:12 PM
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Jack
Good Job, I just knew you could save us all! 
posted by
BrightIrish
on March 8, 2006 at 5:28 PM
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posted by
anglofinspirtion
on March 8, 2006 at 4:41 PM
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Angel,
Why thank you my dear. You leave me speechless.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 8, 2006 at 4:40 PM
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You are insane, certifiable! That's why I luv ya!
angel
posted by
anglofinspirtion
on March 8, 2006 at 4:37 PM
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