Foreign Languages

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Saturday, May 2, 2009

Is it The End of Time?

I stuck a catchy title on this just to grab attention. I don't think that time is going to end tomorrow or the next day, but what if it does? Will the end of time mean that there is no yesterday or today or tomorrow? When time ends does it end everywhere at the same time, kind of like erasing a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 2, 2007

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

At first I thought it just didn't seem right. Especially on February First Eve. Then they were rolling around under the Christmas tree. I thought, well, it's about time to take that thing down anyway. The needles were all dry and flying all over the place. RoboDog kept yapping until his batteries... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 1, 2007

Does your Dog have Fleas?

I've had dogs around for a long time. Cats, too. I have never had a problem with fleas, but something sure has been biting me lately. Or maybe I'm allergic to something that I haven't figured out yet. I could be going crazy, but I don't think that causes itching. Or does it? I hope it doesn't have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 21, 2006

It's as Plain as Black and White

This daring picture belongs in the Relationships category. It is three of my sweetest loves. You can see that they have a yearning hunger as they wait patiently for their Mariner's Catch. Such kind and thoughtful creatures, waiting anxiously without anger. Relationships? Better than many I have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 17, 2006

Nothing Actually Happened

We were at Tenacatíta for about a week when Karl and Cheryl showed up in his van. Tenacatíta is a backwoods beach town near Barra de Navidad, Jalisco, Mexico. Big whoopee, nouveau avant-garde, world tourism hasn't completely moved in, but it is other-worldly beautiful in a way you remember as ''My... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006

Do Most Marys use their Second Name?

Most of the Marys that I have known use first name/second name as their name. I started thinking about that because I was thinking about Mary Grace. I started calling her MG because the rest was just too long. MG and I knew each other very well. We had been neighbors for a long time, and the two of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 17, 2006

The Work Zone

Just ignore this thing for now. Sign in to see full entry.

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About this Blog

This blog is called foreign languages because no people speak in a way that others understand. If you think they understand you, ask them to explain what you have just said. I guarantee that you will be amazed. If you really want to be amazed, wait a while and ask a third person what the second person told them that you had said. That's what I love about foreign languages. No one knows what anyone is talking about so they don't have to waste time misinterpreting. Why is this in the Fiction category? Well, what could be more ficticious than thinking that you know what is going on?

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