<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/Flash_Fiction"><title>Foreign Languages - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/</link><description>This blog is called foreign languages because no people speak in a way that others understand. If you think they understand you, ask them to explain what you have just said.  I guarantee that you will be amazed.  If you really want to be amazed, wait a while and ask a third person what the second person told them that you had said.  That's what I love about foreign languages.  No one knows what anyone is talking about so they don't have to waste time misinterpreting.  Why is this in the Fiction category?  Well, what could be more ficticious than thinking that you know what is going on?</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/648548" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/628760" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/627213" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/623297" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/616351" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/615874" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/615560" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/615082" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/614226" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/612534" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/648548"><title>Less News on the Unfinished Blog</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/648548</link><description>It isn't finished yet, but I am considering how much I should attempt to include. How little is too little? How much is too much? Where do you start? Where should you end? How much peripheral information should you include? Sometimes the peripheral information overpowers the initial idea. What...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/628760"><title>More News on the Unfinished Blog</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/628760</link><description>My mind has been preoccupied lately, but I will get back here to finish it. I need to think about it some more first. It was there, and I seen it. I think I lost my enthusiasm due to a lack of public interest. I need to work on getting myself motivated again. That can sometimes be a tedious task....</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/627213"><title>On The Unfinished Blog</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/627213</link><description>I forgot that I was supposed to continue the last post. I'll be sure to get back here and do that. I did that in another one of my blogs too. I hope the FBI isn't watching. They will have to dig out my old file and start putting in new pages. They probably have a super computer that spends 24/7...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/623297"><title>The Unfinished Blog</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/623297</link><description>''Why in the hell did you smuggle pot into Mexico?'' ''I wasn't thinking about taking it back to the states. I didn't think the Federales would be running around with sniff dogs.'' ''Well, there they are. And those things that the Macho Federale Kids are carrying around sure look like M-16s to...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/616351"><title>I Forgot Where I Was...</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/616351</link><description>I have to apologize. I have been posting a lot of things in this blog without remembering that it was in the fiction category. Sorry about that. It was a computer error. Give me a little while. It's always easy for me to come up with something fictitious.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/615874"><title>This is not a Foreign Language</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/615874</link><description>Unless you don't read English. But if you don't read English you will not be able to understand what I am saying anyway. The upshot? If you can read this it is not a foreign language. If you cannot, I can say anything I want about you and your friends and you won't even know about it. Don't worry...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/615560"><title>Speaking of Speaking</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/615560</link><description>Once in a while you run into someone who, quite incredibly, seems to know what they are talking about. Isn't that supposed to happen more often? Maybe I have become spoiled. Or maybe I just figured out a way of increasing my appreciation of the rare people of the world who seem to have a little...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/615082"><title>Don't Tell Me Anything</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/615082</link><description>If you think you have something to tell me, there are two possibilities. You want to tell me something I already know. Please don't reiterate it. I simply cannot deal with that in a polite fashion. You want to tell me something I don't already know. Please don't waste your time. If I don't...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/614226"><title>Respect Blogging Spaces</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/614226</link><description>&lt;------ Spaces with a colorful background.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/612534"><title>The Blog Turns</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Flash_Fiction/612534</link><description>I just dropped by to turn my Blogs. If you don't turn them on occasion they get bugs under them and start to stink. Not only that, they get dried out on the top from the sun. If it bothers you to see me turning my blogs, all you have to do is leave.</description></item></rdf:RDF>