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Friday, May 20, 2005

Chew On This!

DEAR MADAME: My husband's new found habit has definitely put a strain on our marriage. He chews tobacco. If my husband had been chewing tobacco when I first met him, I would not have even spoken to him, let alone slept with him. He is a good provider and a good husband and father --which far... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

DEAR MADAME: I am a bachelor in my early 40s. I don't share an apartment with a female because of my high moral standards, and I am not yet ready for marriage. When I used to share an apartment with another bachelor, people assumed that we were gay. I now have a very nice place of my own. However,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

A Weighty Issue

DEAR MADAME: Your response to "Frustrated Wife," who had gained more than 200 pounds and whose husband had moved to another bedroom, was way out of line: "That's still too close. Move to another house... just to be safe." Madame, I am more than 100 pounds overweight. My husband would never, ever... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Somebody Shave Me!

DEAR MADAME: I can't believe you advised that woman that her 10-year-old daughter should be allowed to shave her legs so she could fit in with her friends. What's next? When her daughter comes home and says her friends are having sex, doing drugs, drinking alcohol, worshiping the Devil then she... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 16, 2005

How to Have a Perfect Wedding Every Time

DEAR MADAME: I'm a professional wedding coordinator. Last year I worked on a wedding I'll never forget. It could have been a layout in a fashion magazine. The bride and groom were gorgeous, their clothing perfect -- all five bridesmaids were petite and stunning, and the male attendants looked like... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 13, 2005

After Dark, My Sweet

DEAR MADAME: My husband watched TV every night for hours until we had a "mysterious" blackout. The truth is, unbeknownst to my husband, I periodically flip the main circuit breaker to the house, leaving us in the dark for the entire night. Once he calms down, it's fun having a romantic dinner by... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

The "L" Word

DEAR MADAME: I am 16 years old and having trouble finding a way to tell my parents that I'm a lesbian. Every day I wish I could find the courage to say, "Mom, Dad, guess what?! I'm gay!" but this isn't a sitcom and I'm not "Ellen". It's a lot more complicated than that. They are devout Mennonites,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

When The Right Moment Turns Into An Awkward Moment, Will You Be Ready?

DEAR MADAME: Upon entering a relationship that has the possibility of becoming a lifetime involvement, when should a senior widower disclose to his potential future mate that, due to medical reasons, he'll be unable to fulfill any "bedroom responsibilities"? Should discreet disclosure be offered... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Love is a Battlefield

DEAR MADAME: I love my boyfriend, "Brad" with all my heart; however, we have a communication problem. Often I feel he is dodging me or doesn't want to talk to me. Brad recently moved six hours away, making it even harder to talk. I understand he may be excited about living in a new town, but I feel... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 9, 2005

The Leash Law

DEAR MADAME: I was sitting on a park bench one day, feeding the homeless, when I saw a young couple walking their son on a leash! Frankly, I was mortified! They were treating him like a Miniature Schnauzer! So I confronted them and gave them a piece of my mind. Then, the little boy bit me. I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

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