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Friday, May 6, 2005

Uninvited Pests

DEAR MADAME: How can you make friends understand that they should wait for an invitation before coming to visit? They also need to stay in a motel when they do come. We have friends who invite themselves (and their four small boys) once a year to spend about five nights in our home. I make subtle... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 4, 2005

The Sorrow of Sex

DEAR MADAME: My best friend, "Monique", has a 19-year-old daughter, "Chamiqua", who is "pregnant" and "unmarried". She has not broken the news to her parents or any family members. (I only found out from reading my daughter's diary.) I feel caught in the middle. I'm concerned some other blabbermouth... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 2, 2005

See No Evil?

DEAR MADAME: I was recently in the city and found myself walking behind a blind woman who used a walking stick. I didn't know if I should offer to assist her, or if she would have felt offended. So I said nothing. Unfortunately, there was an open manhole up ahead and... whoosh! Down she went. Did I... Sign in to see full entry.

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