Thinking Out Loud.

By CunningLinguist - About Me - E-mail this page - Add to My Favorites - Add to Blog List - See other blogs in Opinion

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Toaster

This one's dedicated to those who've never had anything dedicated to them before. This one goes out to all the inside people... or it stays in, rather. This is for those people that never get remembered in acceptance speeches - Thank you, uh... whatever-your-name-is. To all the little people who get... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 16, 2008

I Wrote This Today

I need a hero, because these superhero movies are raking in obscene cheddar at the box office without fail. "The Incredible Hulk," as predicted, owned audiences this past weekend. Before that, "Iron Man" -- the story of a mild-mannered obsessive-compulsive who can't sleep at night unless his slacks... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Summertime Views

I feel like being lazy today. No, I'm too tired to be lazy. Think I'll go about being lazy in a half-assed manner, because if I use my whole ass I'll feel like an ass-whole. (Little play on words there, did you catch that?) As I write to you now, I'm listening to somebody mowing their lawn. You... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Science is An Inexact Science

New studies show that the old studies were wrong. A soon-to-be debunked junk scientist has found that all previous findings should have remained hidden. Science is an inexact science, and it's starting to get aggravating. The more we know, the less we know. Ya know? An expert on... err...... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Erectile Dysfunction Challenge

Ever get uneasy when Viagra ads 'pop up’ on TV while you're watching with your family? Or Cialis, Levitra, etc.... Hey, there's plenty of stiff competition out there, but they're taking over the set. It seems that's all that's being advertised anymore. And they're really obscure, so you don't even... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Caustic Humor

I'm going to sound like a stick-in-the-mud raining on various and sun-dried parades, but I feel the need to point out that there is a phenomenon occurring which has been an ever growing cultural snowball. I can't exactly figure out when it started; maybe it's always been in us, but we never before... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

You Know You're Having a Bad Day When...

Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Karma Comedian

When Sharon Stone speaks, if you listen closely, you can hear her ears whistling. It’s a fascinating phenomenon. At some film Festival recently some poor slob made the mistake of putting a microphone in front of Ms. Stone’s face and giving her an opportunity to air her airhead views on the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Keystrokes

I'm the chairman of the board; a board of many keys. I'm crossing all the eyes and dotting all the tease. Yes, the Lord of the board; the pen mightier than the sword, So how would you measure the word processor? Certainly no lesser than the A-bomb. Sure, the quill gave them a thrill, but couldn't... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Poultry In Motion

Do you have relatives from Babble On? Is there somebody in your family whose train of thought goes off track more than Amtrak? My mother is a lesson in digression. She can stretch three sentences into a life sentence to the point where you'll be lobbying to have yourself put on death row. Below is a... Sign in to see full entry.

About this Blog

I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

People

Blogs

Links

Headlines (What is this?)