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Been away. Been a one way, then been another way. 'Twas the milky way, and I did it my way - the freeway. Or the high way? No, I was soberware, I was. Once again I was laid up in bed with vast amounts of ectoplasm clogging up my chest cavity; lung-butter to spare. I don't really want to get into it,... Sign in to see full entry.
Maybe you've all seen this already, but in case you haven't... I love the reaction by the left fielder. It's like, "Thanks, there is nothing I can do in the rest of my baseball playing career that will ever come near that, so I might as well start filling out Burger King applications tomorrow. And... Sign in to see full entry.
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Yesterday I had a thought and I told myself to hold that thought and then I scold myself for talking to myself, and told myself I'd never do it again. Nothing is sadder than lying to one's self. (Except maybe murdering orphaned puppies or something.) Anyway, the thought I told myself to hold was... Sign in to see full entry.
Every now and then I guess it's kinda hard to tell, but I'm still alive and well. I have risen from the ashes of a dilapidated ashtray at the corner of Haight-Ashbury in the Summer of Love. I am here to reclaim my position as the positionless, enigmatic sporadic, spastic specie flinging feces like... Sign in to see full entry.
Greetings from beyond the beyond. The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated, but Mark Twain is still dead. I had a wild week last week, with chemical assaults on my internal flow... kiss my grits. I went in for a routine checkup a couple weeks ago, the white coats took blood from a stone... Sign in to see full entry.
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