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Friday, September 5, 2008

Arctic Talk tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock

I have to say, I'm getting a kick out of all these people who roll their eyes and mock Alaska. Now they're saying it's a desolate wasteland with a miniscule populace comprised of uneducated arctic rednecks who are part man, part fish. Their Treasury Department keeps all the state's funds in an... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

A Picture's Worth Two in a Bush. Something Like That

I can't seem to post pictures on Blogit like I used to. What's up with that? Is anybody else running into this problem? I haven't been writing much lately... did they change something? Is there a different way of embedding pics perhaps? Hollah at a Linguist. Thanks. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Sarah Problem Here?

Let me get this straight (no offense to the crooked people present): the liberal press have a problem with John McCain's VP choice, Sarah Palin, because she's got a knocked up, unwed teenage daughter, yet has da noyv to accept the higher office offer? "I suppose I could have stayed home and baked... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Flashback - The Scent of a Woman

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Monday, August 11, 2008

Observations, Opinions and Oddities

The Olympics is fascinating to me. It's fascinating because, all of a sudden, people drop everything to watch polevaulting and synchronized swimming. By the way, wouldn't conjoined twins have an upper hand in synchronized swimming? Yet another reason to be pissed at Siamese Twins. And what about... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Check This Out

Paradoxical periodontists ponder the predominant paradigm, principally being, the root cause of gum disease is probably gum chewing. The root cause of gum chewing is ostensibly oral fixation. Periodontitis are particularly preoccupied with oral cavities and cavities therein. The root cause of root... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

All You Can Eat (A True Story)

Seven hungry heifers entered an All You Can Eat At 30 bucks a head, they took to their 14 seats Crab Legs was the fare in this unfair tale of woe When they reached their 64th order, The Man said, 'It's time to go.' 'We're simply out of Crab Legs,' Said the owner of ill repute But one mad cow noticed... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Insert Engaging Title Here

So, did you hear the one about JetBlue charging $7 for pillows and blankets during flights? There is no punchline; that's an actual and factual announcement they made. And there may be truth to the rumor that, when those oxygen masks fall from their overhead compartments in an emergency, a little... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Hey, It's Me, Talking About TV

Taint nothin good on TV during dees dog days of summer. Leaves a guy nothin to do but get shiffaced and beat his wife or something of that sort. Can't go for a drive, because we're constantly gettin an oil enema. Don't mean to be crude. I understand, a little bit, the concerns of these gun control... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 25, 2008

This Isn't Mine, But I Thought You Might Enjoy

This is an article I read earlier today and thought it was spot on. Great writing. Some of you might view it as blasphemy. He ventured forth to bring light to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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