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That's not a funny face!
THIS is a funny face!
posted by
FactorFiction
on September 29, 2005 at 7:06 PM
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Let your fingers do the walking, indeed. (Aw heck, most people probably don't even remember those Yellow Pages commercials...or what the Yellow Pages were!)
posted by
Holy_Grail
on September 29, 2005 at 6:54 PM
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Ann
the vibrator button is right next to the garage door opener. You have to be careful not to get too excited, though, because you might accidentally dial Hong Kong or something.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 29, 2005 at 2:47 PM
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CunningLinguist,
How does it get on vibrator mode for that long then? Ring oneself?
A.
posted by
A-and-B
on September 29, 2005 at 2:40 PM
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Ann
no ring -- no commitment
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 29, 2005 at 2:38 PM
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CunningLinguist,
Singular? You know how people connect after the call. The contact is actually a ring away.
A.
posted by
A-and-B
on September 29, 2005 at 2:29 PM
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Ann
nine months? Wait a minute, this is Singular gratification - there is no nine-months-after obligations. Masturbation is a victimless crime.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 29, 2005 at 2:22 PM
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CunningLinguist,
Some operators/ diallers charge after the session. The bill may stretch for 9 months and beyond.
A.
posted by
A-and-B
on September 29, 2005 at 2:05 PM
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Ann
best part is, long distance calls all free if you call during peak hours.
thanks for the visit.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 29, 2005 at 2:01 PM
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"Hello, dialling for CL -
This is hilarious!"
A.
posted by
A-and-B
on September 29, 2005 at 1:55 PM
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Psychotic Phenom
actually, it could be quite humorous and win you the grand prize from funniest home videos, because the phone also has a hidden surveillance camera for law enforcement or perverts.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 29, 2005 at 10:27 AM
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Buck
no they don't. Our phone, on the other hand, has a GPD for keeping track of your kids. The surgery to implant microchips into their heads comes free with the service.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 29, 2005 at 10:25 AM
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Masky
If you get the stun gun package, please don't accidently stun yourself while talking. That would really suck!
posted by
jojostar
on September 29, 2005 at 10:25 AM
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Factor
those who make funny faces will be moved to the back of the class.
;-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 29, 2005 at 10:23 AM
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Blackcat
this megaphone will have its own Internet and we're trying to figure out how it can do the dishes. It's a work in progress.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 29, 2005 at 10:22 AM
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The only thing I use my cell phone for is to talk to my kids when they're away from my arms reach. Other than that, I could chuck the dang thing and never think twice about it. 
I need to update my cellphone...does Cingular have a stun gun package?
posted by
Masky
on September 29, 2005 at 10:06 AM
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posted by
FactorFiction
on September 29, 2005 at 9:53 AM
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the day I realized that my cordless phone was interrupting my
wireless internet connection in my house was the day I started thinking... can all these "waves" in the air really be good for us? It's a little scary when you think about it!
posted by
-blackcat
on September 29, 2005 at 9:49 AM
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yes!!
The ultimate tool! I must have one.
posted by
jojostar
on September 29, 2005 at 9:38 AM
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JoJo
better yet, you can watch porn while listening to Korn or every rose has its thorn, while you shave the southern shrubbery and get a good vibration! It's the modern-day survival knife
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 29, 2005 at 9:36 AM
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Cunning
I want a vibrator phone! I don't think I'd be able to use it as a phone after that though. My phone's not a vibrator, but if I were willing to pay for the extra service, I could watch tv on it.
posted by
jojostar
on September 29, 2005 at 9:29 AM
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