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Thursday, November 17, 2005

The Latest Dish

You're not going to believe this. The sky is falling and it might affect your satellite reception. A town in Texas is getting 10 years of free satellite television because they agreed to name the town "Dish, Texas" -- no, I'm not making this up. And us people over here in Hookerville, Massachusetts... Sign in to see full entry.

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Don't You Know?

It's what's inside that counts. Bloody, gory, pulsating globs of human entrails. Food for thought. Sign in to see full entry.

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Pictures of Bloggers

You read these people everyday and you wonder "what the funk do they look like?!" Thanks to Ariala's Unofficial Blogit Photo Page, we can check out some of the lunatic fringe. Anyway, don't tell her I said this, but Queenofalot is a BABE! There are a lot of attractive people on here, but Queen... Sign in to see full entry.

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Blogger Geniuses

Seems to me that our top minds aren't prioritizing, but I'm no rocket surgeon. When I say 'our top minds' I mean the Mensa material; the Stephen Hawkings of tomorrow; the genuine geniuses -- staggering or otherwise -- who serve as our Professors on the collective's Gilligan's Island. What are the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Kill the Messenger!

Somebody needs to die! I'm tired of waiting and waiting and waiting. Someone needs to be punished for the state of Internet advertising. Soon I'll be getting DSL -- I wanted cable, but the DSL is a gift, and beggars can't be hostile, impatient, ungrateful choosers. I imagine the time it takes for a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Yo, Masky!

What We've Made It Get rich or die tryin' is what we're sellin' to the potential felon; the underage consumers who are buyin'. And this is the future on which we're relyin', and lyin' to make a buck -- what the F*CK. We reap what we sow and you should know we're getting stuck in the muck and mire,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Recycle Been There, Done That

I plead writer's indifference. I'm having trouble writing lately because there's nothing new under the sun, so I'm on the dark side of the moon. Creative people create, though, so me bellyaching about there being nothing to write about is exposing my own limitations. There's always something to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005

The Unusual Suspects

I got the Ten Finger Discount. I was a teenage shoplifter. The shame! The shame!!! Me and the bad boys in the neighborhood used to get together and raid a nearby Quirky Mart styled establishment. Inspired by the movie "Goodfellas" we called these daily shoplifting excursions Heists, like as in "The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 7, 2005

Exact Change

They waited patiently outside the convenience store; observing the parking lot to see if anyone took notice of them. When they finally saw that nobody was paying attention, the two young men hastily pulled nylon stockings over their heads then proceeded inside the store. One of the men was carrying... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 2, 2005

Thoughts of a Medicated Man

So I started taking some antibiotics for my bagpipe lungs today. Spent the whole morning laying around in bed thinking about the meaning of life and the meaning of the meaning of life. I could explain it to you, but we have more important issues to discuss, and my time is unpredictable since a... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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