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Saturday, October 14, 2006

For the past two weeks I have had a case of anal glaucoma......

"I just couldn't see my ass bloggin each day." But the two weeks away has helped clear up the problem..........but watch out..... My "Proctometrist" said it was very contagious......... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 23, 2006

NBC Backs Off Madonna Crucifix Scene....Cuts it out of show!

According to New York Daily News, the NBC network is retreating from an earlier announcement of its plan to air a two-hour concert special featuring Madonna hanging on a cross wearing a fake crown of thorns. NBC Entertainment chief Kevin Reilly had said earlier Madonna considered the scene mocking... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 22, 2006

I tried to reach out to someone dressed in rags................

As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eyes fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds who are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Wet Pants.........

Come with me to a third grade classroom.... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he thought he could hold it until recess. It's never happened before,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

New Weapon Used to Detect Terror Attacks...Bluegills???

Sometimes, the simplest of things can do the job........... A type of fish so common that practically every American kid who ever dropped a fishing line and a bobber into a pond has probably caught one is being enlisted in the fight against terrorism. San Francisco, New York, Washington and other... Sign in to see full entry.

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