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Wednesday, November 8, 2006

An Expensive Politician??

There were two cannibals that went in a restaurant, sat down at a table, and a waiter brought them a menu. Included on the menu was the following items: Fried Missionary $10.00 Stewed Explorer $20.00 Boiled Tourist $30.00 Baked Politician $250.00 One of the cannibals complained to the waiter and the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 6, 2006

What's wrong with a 30 second prayer at a Football game?

I got to agree with Paul Harvey on this one.......... I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his theory of evolution. Life, liberty... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, November 5, 2006

Heaven or Hell?

An older couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, he made contact, "Gretchen... Gretchen.." "Is that you, Stephen?"... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 4, 2006

Why Halloween was better than sex.........

I had an 85 year old client e-mail me yesterday. I had talked to her over the phone and the discussion came to monday's Halloween activities. Out of the clear blue she says "Ya know......halloween is so much better than sex." It threw me for a moment and I asked he to explain to me why,,,,she said... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 3, 2006

The Seven Wonders of the World...........

Students in a high school class were asked to list the seven wonders of the world.....after several votes the class finally agreed on the following list: 1. Egypt's Great Pyramids 2. The Taj Mahal 3. Panama Canal 4. Empire State Building 5. St. Peter's Basilica 6. The Eiffel Tower 7. China's Great... Sign in to see full entry.

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