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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Q & A 1

Question and answer blond jokes Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal. Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them. Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing. Q: There are 17 blonds standing... Sign in to see full entry.

I Want Some Milk

Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order. Gloria came to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Redneck Hunting

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I... Sign in to see full entry.

Buying the Farm

A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her... Sign in to see full entry.

Blinkers

One day a Blonde was going down the road in her car when she sees a car accident. She comes to a stop 2 miles down the road because she hit the gas instead of the breaks. The Blonde then proceeds to pull out 2 naked cardboard men that she put long coats on. She then sets them up along side the road.... Sign in to see full entry.