Oh no you didn't!

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Saturday, September 22, 2012

Now who's the dummy?

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.... Sign in to see full entry.

Ponder this...

1. Is there another word for synonym? 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6.... Sign in to see full entry.

3 jokes for today #1

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the... Sign in to see full entry.

mmmmmm #2

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Windows Recall #3

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen.... Sign in to see full entry.

3 big rednecks

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a 'redneck' joke?" The guy beside him stiffens. "Before you start, buddy, I think you oughta know something: I'm 6' 2" tall, weigh 200 pounds and I was born and raised a redneck. This ol' boy sittin' next to me is 6' 4", 225 and... Sign in to see full entry.

Finally I got one!

A young man Who started to rob a house; He opened the window, and then crept in As quiet as a mouse. He looked around for a place to hide, 'Till the folks were all asleep, Then said he, "With their money I'll take a quiet sneak." So under the bed the burglar crept; He crept up close to the wall; He... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Here's your sign...

Form for an insurance company Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus. A man collided with a cow and completed the requested form as follows: Q: What warning did you give... Sign in to see full entry.

Goofy Laws in My State

Buckner In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Excelsior Springs Worrying squirrels is not tolerated. Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. Kansas City Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling... Sign in to see full entry.

Q & A 2

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow. Q: Why can't the blonde make ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe. Q: How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it? A: With a... Sign in to see full entry.