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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Pick one

Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. "You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer. "All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money." Sign in to see full entry.

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How to ensure flunking an exam

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get... Sign in to see full entry.

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True story

One of my workers has been having some really ditzy moments...She said well you haven't met Aunt Trisha...she said Grandma woke up dead this morning.... and no neither is a blonde Sign in to see full entry.

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Guess

It was a little boy's first day in school and the teacher was going to play a "guessing" game. She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received. When it was the new boy, Jimmy's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked "Do you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Camps not for kids...****sexual warning ******

10 Summer Camps Not For Kids Tommy Lee's----Camp Kickachickee Lorena Bobbit's---Camp Cutaweewee Tanya Harding's---Camp Whackaneenee Kenneth Starr's----Camp Catchacrookee Louis Farakahn's---Camp Killawhitey O.J. Simpson's ----Camp Killachickee Michael Jackson's-Camp Grabbakiddie President... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Dr Seuss gone bad!

The Cat in the Blender Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert Fox in Detox Who Shat in the Hat? Horton Hires a Ho The Flesh-Eating Lorax How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day Your Colon Can Moo---Can You? Zippy the Rabid Gerbil One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch Marvin K. Mooney, Get the &@ Are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Farting lesson

The Farting Lesson Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm very proud... Sign in to see full entry.

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How to annoy in the lunch room

Fifty ways to add confusion to dining halls by Robert Chen You should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Find two straws, preferably with wide tubes. Sip some soda up and spray it on the person next to you. Pretend nothing happened. 2. Don't go... Sign in to see full entry.

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Is this woman a blonde?

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said... Sign in to see full entry.

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Mommy going to heaven

One day little Susie went into her back yard and found her dog Muffles lying dead with its legs up in the air. She asked, "Daddy, Daddy why is Muffles legs in the air?" Thinking quickly, her dad replied, "This way Jesus can come down and take Muffles to heaven easier." The next day when Susie's dad... Sign in to see full entry.

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