Oh no you didn't!

By Annicita - About Me - E-mail this page - Add to My Favorites - Add to Blog List - See other blogs in Humor

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Giving Birth

The baby was coming way too fast so the paramedics were called. To make it worse, when they arrived, there was a power outage. The paramedics asked the four year old sister to hold the flashlight for them. Despite the difficulties, all went well and the mother delivered a baby boy. The paramedic... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Annicita at 9:28 PM | add or view comments (2) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Friday, March 29, 2013

flowers

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife The clerk was putting the finishing touches on my bouquet order A young man burst through the door He breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses "I'm sorry," the clerk said "This man just ordered our last bunch" The desperate... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Annicita at 4:49 PM | add or view comments (15) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Q & A

Q. A blonde and a brunette are pushed out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first? A. The brunette, because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions. Q. What do you call 25 blondes standing ear to ear? A. A wind tunnel. Q. What do you call 10 blondes in a refridgerator? A. Frosted... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Annicita at 6:57 PM | add or view comments (10) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Transatlantic flight

On a flight from New York to Paris, soon after take-off the pilot announces: "I'm sorry, but we have lost one of our engines. Subsequently, we will arive in Paris approximately half an hour late." A few minutes later, he comes on again: "Hate to disappoint you folks, but another engine is down.... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Annicita at 6:55 PM | add or view comments (3) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Ice Fishing

Once a blonde decided to go ice fishing. She grabbed all her equipment and put on her fishing outfit.. She walked out onto the icy surface and found a good spot. She took a knife and made a large circle in the ice with it. "NO! Not there! You will find no fish!" a booming voice announced out of... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Annicita at 6:52 PM | add or view comments (1) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Blonde parachuting

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?" "That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Annicita at 6:37 PM | add or view comments (14) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Pregnant turkey!

Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed more half and half for the coffee. While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Annicita at 6:34 PM | add or view comments (6) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Pregnant turkey!

Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed more half and half for the coffee. While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Annicita at 6:34 PM | add or view comments (0) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Eligibility for presidency

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old. A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Annicita at 6:33 PM | add or view comments (6) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

Monday, March 25, 2013

A hair stylist worst nightmare

A red head walks into a salon and the hair stylist says your hair is gorgeous and the redhead runs her hand through her hair and says It's natural. Then a brunette walks in and the stylist says I love you hair and the brunette runs her hand through her hair and says it's natural. Then a blonde with... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by Annicita at 5:21 PM | add or view comments (8) | leave calling card | link to this | view only this entry

About this Blog

humorous tales from my life and jokes that I think will make you laugh

Recent Entries
People
Links

Headlines (What is this?)