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Thursday, October 12, 2017
Sunday, October 8, 2017
lil johnny on the loose
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner's daughter handed... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, October 5, 2017
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Wednesday, October 4, 2017
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Monday, October 2, 2017
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Saturday, September 30, 2017
lil johnny on the loose
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, September 26, 2017
lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!
Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex and asks, "What are you doing?" His father says, "We're playing cards, and your mother is my wild card." A week later, Little Johnny walks in on his father masturbating. He asks, "What are you doing?" His father says, "I'm playing cards." "Where's... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, September 22, 2017
lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, "Are you sure... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, September 18, 2017
lil johnny on the loose and he sure knows a lot about sex!
SEXUAL NATURE One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then, just for tonight"... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, September 14, 2017
lil johnny on the loose
Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?" His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?" Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me..." Sign in to see full entry.