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Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Joke on FB

This is condensed version of joke. Two elderly women sit on a park bench outside of a flower show. One complains to the other of how boring life is. "Why I would run through that flower show butt naked for $10." "You're on!" She fumbles out of her clothes and puts a flower between her teeth. She... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Joke on FB

On a woman's flight with a gay flight attendant who seemed to be in a good mood as he served food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 8, 2026

2 d

My favorite thing to do is wait until they are nice and comfy then I walk to the door and sit. I pretend I need to potty. That's so savage! If they still don't react, I start barking to let me out. As soon as they let me out, I bark at them to let me back in! Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Two dogs joke on FB

So flour comes from a plants Sugar comes from a plant Even chocolate comes from a plant So technically a cookie is a salad Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 21, 2026

jOKE FROM FB

Did you know that dogs have 18 ear muscles? They use to ignore you. Unless of course there is a bag crinkling in the kitchen. Can't ignore that! Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 20, 2026

Joke on FB

A man walks into a lingerie shop and asks for a Southern Baptist bra for my wife a 34B. The saleslady ponders it for a moment. What kind of bra? A Southern Baptist bra. Oh I understand now. We haven't had a request for one of them in a while. Most of our customers ask for a Catholic bra, a Salvation... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 17, 2026

2 Dogs on FB

two dogs complaining about the same snack everyday tired of pigs ears what would you like and is cheap? deer balls are the cheapest and you can find them under a buck! Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2026

jOKE FROM FB

What does one saggy boob say to the other We better start getting some support around here Otherwise people are gonna think we are nuts Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 4, 2026

2 Dogs on FB

Brain cells die Skin cells die Even hair cells die But fat cells they must have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and savior Because they seem to have eternal life. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2026

jOKE FROM FB

Two dogs talking Have you heard about the new movie Constipation? No, why? Because it hasn't come out yet. Sign in to see full entry.

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