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Thursday, March 3, 2005

HA! -- IT'S A FOUR DOOR GRAPE

WITH TWO DOORS LOCKED! Now for the next one -- this is easy. What's round and purple and wears a mask and has an indian companion who calls him "Kemo Sabe" and rides a white horse and goes "Hi Yo Silver!"? Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005

OKAY -- WHAT'S ROUND AND PURPOLE AND GOES SLAM! SLAM!

FIGURE THAT ONE OUT SUCKERS! Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005

IT'S A FOUR DOOR GRAPE!!!!!

sheesh!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 28, 2005

WHAT'S ROUND AND PURPLE AND GOES SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!

IT'S A RIDDLE. I ain't got much in the way of takers. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

A JOKE

from meory so it's not complete guy goes into the store wants orange juice goes to the bakery asks for orange juice the baker says he can't give the guy orange juice he says "Bakers can't be juicers." Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 20, 2005

I DON'T NEED TO GO TO THE MOVIES -- I HAVE MY DREAMS!!!!

Always and adventure -- and you know what? I'm the star!!! The central character!!! You can't do better than that!!!! Don't have to buy a ticket either!! Just no popcorn and Coke. But here's the latest. About a month ago or so, I dreamed that someone came to me after hearing a tape of mine -- a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 10, 2005

SINCE RACHELANNA'S TELLING ABOUT HER DREAMS

I THOUGHT... WHY NOT... tell about my latest. okay this is the dream: forgot why -- we went down into our basement -- checking something out -- looking for an underground passage? -- had other people with us i think our basement in the dream was not like our real basement -- so since when are dreams... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 7, 2005

THIS IS JUST TO LET YOU KNOW

I'm not in the mood to do anything right now. So excuse me if I don't blog right now. Please...? Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 4, 2005

I SORT OF MENTIONIED THAT MY GREAT GRANDFATHER FOUGHT IN THE CIVIL WAR?

Yeah, in passing. One was in the medical corps with General Sherman in his "March to the Sea" that cut a wide swath through Georgia, from Atlanta to Savannah. But the one I take most note of is the one who immigrated here from Ireland in 1842 during the Great Potato Famine. He was in St. Louis for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 30, 2005

I AM TAKING THE PLACE OF A MAN WHO COMMITTED SUICIDE

may seem odd I'm not supposed to be donig that at least not at this age. one of my wifes granddaughter's has a new child -- that's a great-grandchild. but now -- another is pregnant -- but that's not the whole story -- she married a man quite a bit older than she is -- he came into the relationship... Sign in to see full entry.

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