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Saturday, January 29, 2005

SO YOU WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE?

WHO DOESN'T? You'd be surprised how many people contemplate such. How many people are so fed up with their lives. I contemplated it once very seriously. At times, I've wondered how useful this person that is me really is. We all get all this shit from other people who put us down and what happens is... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

MASSIVE CONSIGNMENT SAT IN BLOGIT FOR AGES

AND IT'S NOT GOOD NEWS!!!! The good news is that there is no Hell where people suffer eternal torment. This is just what certain religionists want, not what God wants. In spite of their beliefs. They will say that they are not the ones to consign me to Hell -- that it's God that does that. I've... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 15, 2005

I'm a place now

in “ So, where are we going?” she asked me once she had put on a relatively... - 1 day ago By ladyofshalott - Selena Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

DOES SOMEBODY WANT SOMETHING FUNNY?

OKAY -- OKAY -- JUST WAIT A MINUTE -- I'M TRYING. here's a joke a guy walks into a bar, see. and he has this dog with him he says to the bartender, "I've got a talking dog." Bartender says, "I bet." "Okay," the guy says, "Bet me a beer." - bartender agrees. Guy says to the dog, "What's on top of a... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

WAS IT QUANTUM PHYSICS MAYBE?

CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME AN INTERPRETATION OF THE DREAM? in the previous post? I found it interesting -- more so than many of my dreams. maybe it was quantum physics and I was in another universe -- I don't know? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

LAST NIGHT'S DREAM

among others -- first one I've really remembered for some time -- better write it down before i forget it. basically i was leader of an army going to war. the other army seemed Cambodian -- don't know why -- I have a Cambodian neighbor who taught me bocci-ball during a birthday party for his son --... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

OKAY HERE'S THE DREAM OF DREAMS

YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!! wrote a novella of about 120 pages from this dream. hope i don't get the writing and the dream mixed up. Dream: in a city or town park, trees and such -- has an amphitheater with wood benches -- the stage is like the Hollywood Bowl -- trees line the uper tier behind the last... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 1, 2004

CAN YOU TOP THESE DREAMS?

I'VE EVEN TURNED THEM IN TO FICTIONAL WRITINGS -- unfinished, of course. 1. I dreamed we were on the hills overlooking L.A., trying to enter this cave with a steel girder structure -- like a transmitting tower. people were shooting at us trying to keep us from entering the cave, I think. 2. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 18, 2004

ARIALA HAD A DREAM AND SO DID I

I totally forgot the dream I'd had when I wanted to write about it yesterday. Ariala wrote about a dream she had and I checked that out to see if it was simiilar to mine -- but alas, I'm no doctor. I'd totally forgotton what I'd dreamed, so I spent my spare time since concentrating. Then it came to... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 3, 2004

THE ST LOUIS CARDINALS -- AMERICA'S TEAM

There was a time when baseball didn't exist west of St. Louis. For an entire section of the nation, the Cardinals were the team to root for, just about from the beginning of baseball up until around 1960 when the Dodgers went to LA and the Giants to SF. And even then, millions of midwesterners... Sign in to see full entry.

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