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Monday, April 25, 2005

CARDS HOT!!!

Mulder pitched a 10 inning shutout. Pujols in on a home-run tear. And the rest of the lineup isn't so bad either. I guess it just took a little warming up -- watch that new shortstop -- a real go getter! Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

ST LOUIS BLUES

CARDS LACKLUSTER START I attended the home opener -- redbirds won by one run, walked in by the opposing pitcher. their new aquisition -- Mulder -- he is supposed to be the foundation for a new and improved pitching staff -- looked like a foundation of quicksand -- got hit on so many times you'd... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 11, 2005

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY KIDS!!!

THEY DON'T LIKE BASEBALL!!! or golf. I knew Kooka didn't exactly take to sports -- that's all right now Ariala -- she says she doesn't like baseball. what is a father going to do? where did I go wrong? don't like baseball!!! will somebody set them straight? Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 7, 2005

A REAL BASEBALL FAN

There were four baseball fans who decided they would show their loyalty to their teams by climbing a mountain (a colorado 14'er, of course). A Yankee fan, a Red Sox fan, a Cardinals fan and a Cubs fan. So they got to the top and stood at the edge of a cliff. The Yankee fan said, "You know what, I'm... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 1, 2005

NEW BASEBALL SEASON!!!

who? who? Well, let's see -- wonder if you know for whom I root. Let's see -- the team resides in St. Louis. and how far will they go? damned if I know. There no consistency there, either on the coaching field or in the front office where recruiting is done. New players at positions -- players being... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

OKAY I'M LEAVING

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MY SON, KOOKA, GOT ON AT THE WRONG TIME

He's trying to be funny -- writing all these goofy little posts. thing is, I'm on too -- so, like any good father would do, I'm pestering him. isn't that what fathers and sons do to each other? I mean his sons really gave me a time of it when I was out there. jump on me and I'd have to get into a... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 18, 2005

okay I'm back

don't how much you'll hear from me going places doing things take the kid to see Robots like Kooka's been wanting to do only the kid ain't been doin thing she ought to be doin -- so he hasn't been to see it about an hour 20 from now the show starts he's showing me his mouse now and his new spiderman... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

THIS IS THE LAST YHOU'LL H EAR FROM ME

until... I reach Kooka's house -- tomorrow sometime. then we'll gang up on your poor unfortunates somehow I'll h ave to figure out how to get Ariala up in that 737 as it passes over K.C. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

BECAUSE VOYAGER IS LEAVING US

AND I JUST GOT TO GETTING I NTO HIS VOYAGES. ANYWAY the answer to elephant joke #8 -- How do you shoot a greay elephant. ANSWER: everybody knows (don't you?) that elephants go ga ga for peanuts -- love em to death -- but they hate rice crispies. okay? good -- this has to be done over the course of... Sign in to see full entry.

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