Monday, March 14, 2005
okay now -- problem is we're running out of elephant jokes do I hear a groan. here's #8 then how do you shoot a grey elephant? there are two answers. one (the more obvious) gets only one click the other gets five. I will give people time to think about this. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, March 13, 2005
answer to elephant joke #6
Why do beavers have flat tails? from walking in the woods between 2 and 4 in the afternoon. check previous elephant joke. now we start to get complicated. elephant joke #7 how do you shoot a purple elephant? Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, March 12, 2005
VOYAGER GOT IT
because of elephants falling out of trees. now for #6 why do beavers have flat tails? Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, March 11, 2005
VOYAGER ALMOST GOT ELEPHANT JOKE #4
THE ANSWER: The elephant sits on a leaf and waits for it to fall. now #5 (are you sick of them yet?) Why is is dangerous to walk in the woods between 2 and 4 in the afternoon? Sign in to see full entry.
ANSWER TO ELEPHANT JOKE #3
HE SITS ON AN ACORN AND WAITS FOR IT TO GROW. now for #4 How does an elephant get DOWN from the tree? Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, March 10, 2005
ELEPHANT JOKE #3
How does an elephant get up in a tree? Sign in to see full entry.
ANSWER TO ELEPHANT JOKE #2
You wouldn't say anything. You wouldn't recognize him. He's going incognito. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, March 9, 2005
ANSWER TO ELEPHANT JOKE #1
So he can go incognito. Elephant Joke #2: What would you say if you saw an elephant wearing sunglasses? Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, March 7, 2005
ELEPHANT JOKE #1
WHY WOULD AN ELEPHANT WEAR SUNGLASSES? Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, March 6, 2005
IT'S THE LONE GRAPE
NOW HOWS ABOUT SOME REALLY BIG STUFF -- ELEPHANT JOKES. you ready for some elephant jokes? Sign in to see full entry.