The Best Medicine

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Inebriated Confession

A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring... Sign in to see full entry.

Walking on Water

Three preachers were all in a boat together fishing. During their course of conversation, they began to debate which of them had the most faith. The first pastor said, "I have so much faith, I'll bet I can walk on water, just like Peter." The others laughed at him, so he got out of the boat, walked... Sign in to see full entry.

Exposure

A particular young lady on vacation spent a lot of time sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 2, 2007

Leap Year Warning

CAUTION: Don't become romantically-involved with somebody born on Leap Day. Unless they're over 72 years old, they're still technically a minor (18 x 4)! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Redneck Dictionary: "Urinate"

Urinate: A comparative description of a person's appearance. "Golly, Sally-Sue! You're pretty hot! Urinate, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!" Sign in to see full entry.

God's Building Project

In the beginning, God created heaven and earth. Shortly thereafter God was in receipt of a notice to show cause why He shouldn't be cited for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary planning permit for the project, but was stymied by a Cease and Desist Order for... Sign in to see full entry.

Oops

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the... Sign in to see full entry.

He Who is Without Sin...

Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" He asked. "This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded. "Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."... Sign in to see full entry.

Email from God

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So He called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a while. When he returned he told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good.... Sign in to see full entry.

God Will Provide II

A man is sitting on his front porch when a neigbor drives by in his pickup truck. "Hey, Frank," the neighbor yells, "There's a flood a'comin'! Y'all better head for the hills!" "That's okay," Frank replies from his porch swing, "I have faith in God and He's going to protect me." "Have it your way,"... Sign in to see full entry.

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Jokes, jokes, jokes! Something to make you smile! If laughter is the best medicine, then a daily stroll through "The Best Medicine" is just what the doctor ordered!

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