The Best Medicine

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Drug-Sniffing Dog

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Worms

A minister decided to use a visual demonstration in his sermon. Four worms were placed in four separate jars. The first worm was placed in a jar of alcohol, the second in a container filled with cigarette smoke, the third in a jar of chocolote syrup, and the fourth in a jar of good, clean soil. At... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

What a difference one letter makes!

A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the abbot to question this,... Sign in to see full entry.

Be Fruitful and WHAT?!!!

After creating Adam, God decided to create a companion for him that would be compatible in every way. When Adam awoke from his sleep, there was Eve waiting for him. Adam had never seen a woman before, so he asked God what to do with her. "Give her a hug," God said. "What's a hug?" Adam asked. So God... Sign in to see full entry.

The Ideal Marriage

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked. Sign in to see full entry.

Naming Eve

When God created the animals, He asked Adam to name them. After Adam was done, God decided to create Eve. When He brought Eve to present to Adam, God once again asked him to name her. Adam took one look at her and said, "Whoa, man!" (wo-man). Sign in to see full entry.

The Perfect Companion

God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, "Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship... Sign in to see full entry.

Fun with Psychics

How many of you beleive in telekenesis? Raise my hands. How come you never see the headline, "Psychic wins lottery?" A skeptic responding to a psychic hotline: "If you're psychic, then you tell me my credit card number. " Sign in to see full entry.

The Exhausted Pastor's Wife

One Sunday afternoon, the Pastor's wife dropped into an easy chair saying, "Boy! Am I ever tried." Her husband looked over at her and said, "I had to conduct two special services last night, three today, and give a total of five sermons. Why are you so tired?" "Dearest," she replied, "I had to... Sign in to see full entry.

Don't Step on a Duck

Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven; don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they... Sign in to see full entry.

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