The Best Medicine

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Talking Centipede

A lonely guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store one Saturday and told the clerk that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After considering numerous options, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box. He took the box with his new pet... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Yo Mama so Fat...

Yo mama so fat, she breaks the Guinness Book of World Records for weightlifting when she gets out of bed. Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code. Yo mama so fat, when she sit down we have to add another country to the map. Yo mama so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Prayers as Heard by Children

From San Francisco: When I was a child, I learned this prayer as "Our Father, who are in Heaven, Howard be thy name." I always thought that was God's real name. Groton, Mass: My mother spent her early childhood saying, "Hail Mary, full of grapes." Missoula, Mont: My son, who is in nursery school,... Sign in to see full entry.

Catholic Conversion

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic... And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the... Sign in to see full entry.

Mental Test

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," he asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Turner Brown - Caution: Risqué

Caution: this one is a little risqué... A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE, burly man standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and s ays: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch private, 3 lbs left testicle, 3 lbs right testicle,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Bush on a Plane

President George W. Bush is on Air-Force-One when it is struck by a terrorist missile. The pilot grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane, leaving the President to fend for himself. "Mayday, mayday," President Bush yells into the radio, "This is President George W. Bush in Air-Force-One, and my... Sign in to see full entry.

The Most-Expendible

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's new plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and Speaker Pelosi. The masked gunman held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or... Sign in to see full entry.

How Many?

President George W. Bush was receiving his daily briefing when one of his staffers interjected an update on an accident in Brazil. "This morning," the staffer reported, "three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an explosion." The President burst into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for several... Sign in to see full entry.

Where Charity Begins

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very... Sign in to see full entry.

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