The Best Medicine

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

God will Provide

A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Bible scholar," he replies. "A Bible... Sign in to see full entry.

Britney Adopts Russian Baby

Since her recent divorce in which she lost custody of her two young children to K-Fed, Britney was completely turned off to the idea of dating another man... but still she longed for the joys of motherhood. Deciding to follow the example of other celebrities who had adopted foreign-born children,... Sign in to see full entry.

Punishment that Fits the Crime

One day mom was cleaning Little Billy's room and she found a bondage S+M magazine. Needless to say, she was very upset. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Ugly Baby

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus... Sign in to see full entry.

Second Child

When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this: "Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so much we... Sign in to see full entry.

911 Call

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" Sign in to see full entry.

Three Strikes

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the... Sign in to see full entry.

Deathbed Confession

As a man lie dying on his deathbed, he confessed to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."... Sign in to see full entry.

Why women are as they are...

As a man died and entered Heaven, he approached God to ask him a few questions: "Why did you make women so pretty?" he asked. "So you would LIKE them," God answered. "But why did you make them so beautiful?" "So you would LOVE them", God replied. The man pondered for a moment and then asked, "But... Sign in to see full entry.

The Irony of Children

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom... Sign in to see full entry.

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