The Best Medicine

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Thursday, April 5, 2007

More Riddles...

Okay, try these ones: 1. What month has 28 days? 2. What gets wetter the more it dries? 3. How many animals did Moses take on the Ark? 4. What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein? 5. What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant? 6. If a fire hydrant has H2O on... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Another Riddle...

A plane is carrying 100 passengers. 50 of them are Ohio residents and 50 are from West Virginia. The plane crashes in the middle of the Ohio River, in-between the borders of Ohio and West Virginia. On which side of the river do they bury the survivors: Ohio or West Virginia? I'm not going to post... Sign in to see full entry.

A Riddle

If a rooster lays an egg on top of a tin roof, which side of the roof would the egg roll down: the right or the left?................ Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs; hens do! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Crusty Old Biker... Thanks, 1TimeSoldier

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HANDJOB: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

You Can't Take it With You, part 2

There was a rich man who was very miserly and made his wife promise, if he should die first, to bury all his wealth with him. Sure enough, the rich miser passed away. At the funeral, the pastor noticed the dead man's wife place a manilla envelope in the casket before the lid was closed. Curious, the... Sign in to see full entry.

You Can't Take it With You, part 1

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and wanted to be able to take it with him to Heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An angel heard his plea and appeared to him. "Sorry, but... Sign in to see full entry.

Biblical Archaeology & Evidence

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. "Momma, look what I... Sign in to see full entry.

Unwanted Visitor

A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the "uppity". Spotting the man's dirty clothes a deacon, worried about the churches image, went to the man and asked him if he needed help. The man said, "I was praying and the Lord told me to come to this church." The deacon suggested... Sign in to see full entry.

The Value of a Preacher's Words - 4 Laughs for the Price of 1

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me," his father answered. "Oh," the boy replied, "but why do you keep crossing things out?" ****** Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My... Sign in to see full entry.

Late for Sunday School

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for church. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her... Sign in to see full entry.

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