The Best Medicine

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Political Cows

If a Communist has two cows, he gives both to the government, and the government sells him some of the milk. If a Socialist has two cows, he gives both to the government, and the government gives him some of the milk. If a Nazi has two cows, the government shoots him, and takes both cows. If a... Sign in to see full entry.

Bill Clinton's New Dog

Bill Clinton is walking a dog around the White House lawn early one morning. He walks it past the guard's post, and the marine says "Good morning, sir, is that a new dog?" Clinton smiles, and replies, "Why yes, I got it for my wife." The marine looks at the the dog, looks up with a smile and says,... Sign in to see full entry.

The Democratic Puppy

Bill Clinton is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing." The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would you like... Sign in to see full entry.

Which Clinton is in Control?

At a recent interview, it seems that Bill Clinton broke out in rage after being asked a line of questions about him being controlled. Interviewer: "Who pulls your strings, Bill? What special interests control you?" Clinton (visibly upset): "You leave Hillary out of this!" From Aha! Jokes Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

The Old Cow

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the... Sign in to see full entry.

Hillary & Honest Abe

It is January 2009; Hillary Clinton has been elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.......... The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie" "Ouch!" says Hillary,... Sign in to see full entry.

Talking Dog for Sale

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

The Dying Preacher

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for a tax collector and a lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Goodnight kiss

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy leans confidently with his hand against the wall. Smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me a b*** j**?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh... Sign in to see full entry.

What did you say?!!!

It's the spring of 1957, and Bobby's ready to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he gets to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool" says Bobby. Peggy Sue's father asks... Sign in to see full entry.

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