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Thursday, June 19, 2008

72 Virgins

After his execution for crimes against humanity, an Islamic-extremist terrorist made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping the terrorist in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Farmer's Daughter Jokes (CAUTION: Risque)

CHINESE TORTURE A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I'm lost," says the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly", the Chinese man says, "but on one condition. If... Sign in to see full entry.

OMG... Did I just say that?! (CAUTION: Risque)

Here are the Top 10 of the finest double-entendres aired on TV & Radio 10. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday." 9. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Last Requests (CAUTION: Risque)

WE MAY BE HERE AWHILE The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn't want anything special.... Sign in to see full entry.

Adult Fairy Tales (CAUTION: RISQUE)

CINDERELLA ( CAUTION: Risque ) Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cindrella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must... Sign in to see full entry.

Dear John (CAUTION: Risque)

WHICH ONE...? A soldier serving in Afghanistan was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back... Sign in to see full entry.

Adult Humor (CAUTION: Risque)

HARD TIMES Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner. She's not there... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Why I Fired My Secretary

Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good... Sign in to see full entry.

Top Ten Ways to Get Rid of Telemarketers

Personally, I don’t care for telemarketers. In fact I really don’t care for them. They call at the most inopportune times - when you’re eating, sleeping, relaxing, or just sitting around doing nothing (yeah, even then it’s annoying). In the event you have a little time on your hands and want to... Sign in to see full entry.

The Dog did it!

A young man has a great date planned with a hot chick, unfortunately he’s also got a bad case of gas. Upon arriving at the girl’s house to pick her up, he meets the parents and waits for her in the living room while she finishes getting ready. At this point his stomach is turning and he’s doing the... Sign in to see full entry.

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