The Flatliner Diaries for Saturday, October 8, 2005

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Saturday, October 8, 2005

U.S. Government Announces New Official Seal

Just pulled this up on an e-mail: Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,... Sign in to see full entry.

Proof That President Bush Hates Black People

In the coming weeks, a reported 120,000 mobile homes will be delivered to Louisiana and other places devastated by hurricane Katrina, making the area surrounding New Orleans one giant trailor park. With hurricane season still having two months to go and trailors parks being the playground of choice... Sign in to see full entry.

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