The Flatliner Diaries: Alien Anal Probe (AAP) Explains Bush's Decision-Making Ability

Wednesday, October 5, 2005

Alien Anal Probe (AAP) Explains Bush's Decision-Making Ability

It is not widely known that president George W. Bush was abducted by aliens soon after taking office in 2000. He was dropped off a couple hours later, apparently none the worse for wear, except for two black eyes where the aliens tried several times to insert an anal probe. (Hey, Laura! You can use... Sign in to see full entry.

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