Help Gwyneth Paltrow Name Her Baby (Because She Shouldn't Be Allowed)
It seems that Gwyneth Paltrow, although a talented actress, is quite oblivious to the importance of a name. She would have named her soon-to-be-born child 'Apple' if it had been a girl, but it appears that she is going to have a boy. She plans to name the child 'Mortimer'. Yes, you read it right.... Sign in to see full entry.