Universe Central, How May I Direct Your Call?: Help Gwyneth Paltrow Name Her Baby (Because She Shouldn't Be Allowed)

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Help Gwyneth Paltrow Name Her Baby (Because She Shouldn't Be Allowed)

It seems that Gwyneth Paltrow, although a talented actress, is quite oblivious to the importance of a name. She would have named her soon-to-be-born child 'Apple' if it had been a girl, but it appears that she is going to have a boy. She plans to name the child 'Mortimer'. Yes, you read it right.... Sign in to see full entry.

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