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Sunday, May 31, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan! Jokes so bad you will still smile!

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick. Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot. The wedding... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 30, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Jokes so bad you will still smile! Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!” I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust. What is Forrest Gump’s email password?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 29, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Spelling matters I was working in Army security when a VIP from another base called to ask to whom he should address an important letter. Knowing my tough-to-spell last name would give him fits, I said, “Just put down Sergeant Gary, as my last name is too hard.” The next day, I received a letter... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 28, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

The right to arm bears My husband’s cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their 4-year-old son two stuffed bears—one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the boy seemed confused, his father brought out a picture of himself in full Marine... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Don’t get cocky, kid It was our first day on the rifle range at Lackland Air Force Base. I felt confident as I aimed and squeezed the trigger of my carbine for my first shot. “Good news and bad news,” my instructor said. “The good news: You got a bull’s-eye.” Before my head could swell too much, he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

The key to solving the problem During orientation at Fort Sill in Oklahoma, our first sergeant stated that if anyone lost his locker key to see him, as he kept a master key in his office. Sure enough, a few weeks later, I lost my key. I walked into the orderly’s room and asked Sarge if I could... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 25, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Funny military one-liners... Whenever a soldier goes to the bathroom, their rank changes to loo-tenant. The only act that requires more bravery than joining your country’s military is escaping another country’s. Always remember: Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you. Airspeed,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 24, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

Which branch is the most patriotic? The Air Force, because they are U.S. AF. How do you know if there’s an Air Force pilot at your party? Oh, don’t worry. He’ll tell you as soon as he walks in. What did the pilot say to the co-pilot when they flew faster than the speed of sound? “WHAT DID YOU SAY?”... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 23, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

How does a Marine greet a cow? “Moo-rah!” Why don’t Marines wish they were a part of Army/Navy football games? Because then who’d keep the Army and Navy’s girlfriends company? What’s the most dangerous part of being a marine biologist? Checking a Marine’s blowhole. Where do they send you if you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 21, 2026

Here's Your Daily Groan!

What do you call a soldier who loves to hang out? Company commander. When is the only acceptable time to use trench warfare? As a last-ditch effort. What form is required for all members of the military? A uniform. Why was the sergeant mad when his son brought home a 100 on a math test? The kid... Sign in to see full entry.

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