I'll regret starting this political crap TWO YEARS early, I just know it!
HOWEVER, I'M ALSO GONNA LIVE FOREVER! Met a fairy today, who told me that she would grant me one wish. "Okay, I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said. "In that case, let me make an alternative wish. I wish to die, shortly AFTER Congress pulls their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty BASTARD! " the fairy exclaimed. Sign in to see full entry.