Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Saturday, April 16, 2011

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Saturday, April 16, 2011

A new, improved version of an early blog. At least I HOPE that it's better!

In our northern, rural area, recently named the eighth most economically depressed county, in the entire state of Michigan, we have a springtime festival celebrating the yearly spawning run of the much maligned, lowly, and oft-scorned rough fish known as the white, black, or the red-horse sucker, all bony, ugly, snout-nosed fish that are remarkably tasty if taken from our cold, swift running rivers and lakes, during our brief spring. Later, after the waters have warmed up, it is not a fish that... Sign in to see full entry.

I'll regret starting this political crap TWO YEARS early, I just know it!

HOWEVER, I'M ALSO GONNA LIVE FOREVER! Met a fairy today, who told me that she would grant me one wish. "Okay, I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said. "In that case, let me make an alternative wish. I wish to die, shortly AFTER Congress pulls their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty BASTARD! " the fairy exclaimed. Sign in to see full entry.

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