Monday morning moaning, from the sage. Light stuff, for a grin or two.
BLESSED ARE THE Whackadoodles, FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT! TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God, and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every bleepin' minute of it. 3. Some people are alive, only because it is illegal to KILL them! 4. I used to have a handle on life, but I must've broken it. 5. Don't take life seriously; Nobody, not one of us, gets out of this alive. 6. You're just jealous, because the... Sign in to see full entry.