Two jokes, I can't get myself into any trouble, just telling jokes, can I?
Two short jokes, a little bit naughty, but then again, we're all grownups, here, right? For his birthday, little Patrick asked his parents to give him a 10-speed bicycle. His father told him, "Son, we'd buy you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford to buy you a 10-speed bicycle, right now" The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a packed suitcase, so he asked, "Son, where do you think you... Sign in to see full entry.