When thinking fast, can save your bacon. Canadian bacon, at that!
In North America's natural refrigeration storage center, Canada ( where they misspell it " centre," probably ) the frigid temperatures rarely rise above absolute zero +/- 10 degrees, ( but for a day or two, during mid-August 1984, ) in order to avoid madness and generate precious body heat, during their harsh winter, Canadians play a violent and primitive game, a game they call "hockey." I'm not making this up, folks. Hockey players beat each other up with long, hooked sticks, and try to break... Sign in to see full entry.