Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Eve's side of the story..... This makes perfect sense, according to Marilyn. Eve's side of the story. After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. " So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem." "It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my... Sign in to see full entry.

Two short jokes, a little bit naughty, but then again, we're all grownups, here, right? For his birthday, little Patrick asked his parents to give him a 10-speed bicycle. His father told him, "Son, we'd buy you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford to buy you a 10-speed bicycle, right now" The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a packed suitcase, so he asked, "Son, where do you think you... Sign in to see full entry.