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Tuesday, October 12, 2004

NO ONE LISTENED TO ME!!! AND THE TRUTH ABOUT ARIALA

While I was gone things changed here. People kept doing as they were doing. I told you all to freeze, but none of you listened to me. I am very upset now. I did however figure out Ariala's secret while I was gone. It should have been easier since she told us all her secret a little while ago and no... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 6, 2004

OKAY EVERYONE, FREEZE AND DO NOT MOVE UNTIL I GET BACK

I will be gone for a few days and I demand that nothing changes while I am gone. If I log on to Blogit and find that Ariala only had one Blog in the top ten, and it is not at number one, then I will know something is up. There is no way everone here would come to their senses and stop reading her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

I WANT TO GO TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY THIS YEAR

Three years ago we went ot one that a friend of a friend was throwing. It was great, fun was had by all. Two years ago we threw one and it ended up being nothing special and I was really disappointed in it. Last year I tried to talk everyone I knew into to throwing one, no one did. This year I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 21, 2004

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO SHIP NOTHING?

Westwend wants nothing and lots of it I have lots of nothing, but I am not sure how much it will cost to ship it to him I am also now sure how to package it all up. Anyone know the best way to deal with nothing? Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

TIME IS GOING BY TOO FAST RIGHT NOW

I've been out of a job for two months. It went by fast. I have a four year old and an 18 month old. Doesn't feel like it was that long ago that either one was born. I will turn 30 in a month. Didn't I just get out of High School? So if anyone knows how to slow time down please share the secret with... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 9, 2004

Can't Sleep

So I end up here bloggin because I have nothing better to do in the middle of the night. I am not much of a night person though So here I am in my underwear sitting at the computer wasting time Does anyone need a description of my underwear? Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 26, 2004

I Am The Most Controversial Blogger

Of course I think I only won that honor because me father voted for me and no one else got any votes. And dad, sorry I did not vote for you on that. No real reason as to why, I just didn't do it. I guess I will accept the title, even though I do not really agree with it. So now you should all... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Spending too much time with myself

Stole this title from another Blog of mine. When I wrote it I felt it fit in here just as well. And, no you perverts, not in that way I often find myself to be boring. I already know everything about myself And I always seem to be finishing my own sentences Also, I often find it hard to convince... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004

I am now an ordained minister

For real So if you need someone in the Denver area to perform a wedding or any of those needed services, just send me an e-mail. For the record though, I will not read from the Bible or perform any kind of mass or such. I'll show up and sign papers and eat the food, maybe talk a bit about whatever... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 25, 2004

Let's dance the dance

I really don't dance. It is just not one of my strengths. Some men can dance (Most of them are gay though) And some (The straight ones) can't. Man those comments might make me look homophobic. I'm not. However I do explain to my wife that any man she finds good looking on TV or in movies is gay. You... Sign in to see full entry.

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