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Friday, April 16, 2004

There once was a man from Venus

You know I don't think I have ever heard what the end of that one is I can figure what it has to do with, but I really don't think I have ever hard that limerick finished I've never writing a limerick Don't know if I ever will Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 9, 2004

typos 2

well I went and sid it agfain. i made a typo and I was todl that it i wanted to be taken aseriosuly I needed to make sure Iw as careful abotu proff readuing my stuff sot aht Waoul catch all my typos. if igeured who really carea. it is nto liek thsi stuff is anyhtign to be that worreid about. i amek... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 5, 2004

Am I evil?

I am man, yes I am Metallica fan. But also since I use bad words and I am a atheist, I am evil. I guess that should now become my theme song then. Although I have always preferred 'The Impossible Dream' as my ideal theme song, even with the slight religious aspect to it it is a really inspiring... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 4, 2004

I am an evil sinner

I been told I am not good, but that I promote evil I use the 'f' word from time to time You know the one Oh, come on you have to know it It is Fuck What, you don't know that word? I don't believe you Come off it I think you are just afraid that you might be evil if you admit to knowing that word... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 3, 2004

I get to wear a skirt

I am going to be best man for a friend's wedding. He has Scottish heritage Although he has never really done anything with that before. But he wants to wear kilts as the outfit for the wedding. So today I get to go and get fitted for a kilt. I do not think I am suppose to dress the right way though.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 28, 2004

My one year old has something to say

nnnnnn nnnn /......................................7n bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv,................. 00000000000000000000000000 ryyyyyyyhhg nnnnnnnnnnnnnn There it is. He typed it himself So I hope you got all that Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 22, 2004

I got a headache

Does anyone want it? I am not a selfish man, so I am more than willing ot share with others Since a headache is something I can live with out, it is fairly easy for me to give it to whoever wants it It is a sacrifice I am more than willing to make So whoever wishes to get this headache from me, just... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 15, 2004

'Kooka Lives' T-Shirts

Lili, an inspired Blogger, who is obviously well a head of her times had a character putting on a 'Kooka Lives' T-shirt in the story she has posted her on Blogit. So that got me thinking Yes, I think 'Is there a market for such thing?' So, would any one here actually buy such a thing? I am thinking... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 13, 2004

I need a something

I really really need a something Does anyone have one they can spare? It is very important I get a hold of a something soon. So if you can loan me, or better yet just give me a something please let me know I know that a something is something everyone needs form time to time, but it is important for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 6, 2004

Time to talk about sex and all that good stuff

Okay then, so let's begin with what you all need to know about sex. I like sex It is fun I like big boobs They are fun to play with I am good in bed Any women out here want to test this? Although we'll have to get my wife to allow for any such testing first Any questions? Sign in to see full entry.

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