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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

I AIN’T CHANGING ANY NAPPIES

I ain’t gonna do it I really ain’t For one thing I ain’t British Now I will most likely have diapers to change But we don’t use nappies I wouldn’t change diapers if I had any say in it I am guessing tht changing nappies is just like changing diapers Except that you have to say it with the accent,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 28, 2005

DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME LAST TIME?

I am still watching you, you sicko I can not believe you have not stopped doing that yet Makes me wish I was not watching you What is wrong with you that makes you have to do that all the time? Is that even legal? I am seriously thinking of calling the authorities on you Some people are just beyond... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 14, 2005

I'M WATCHING YOU

Right now I am watching you You can not escape me I see what you are doing right You should be ashamed of yourself At least you are not doing that in public Although I have no idea what you did to that poor creature And why do you have a waffle iron filled with latex paint? You are just strange and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 3, 2005

MY SERMON FOR THE CHURCH OF BLOGIT

This is for adopted sister, Ariala. This would be my sermon to start off her Church of Blogit. As I laid down in the bath water I saw a small puff of blue peeking up out of my navel. I pull at it and found a small ball of blue and gray lint. It was simple and complex at the same time. I sat there... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

THE LEPRECHAUNS ARE COMING

Just a warning to all The Leprechauns are starting their big plan to take over the world Be ready My suggestion is to go out and pick up a god supply of Leprechauns traps Unless you wish to live in a world where we are forced to were those god-awful outfits Some might not mind the nightly dancing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

HAVE YOU SEEN MY FROG?

HAVE YOU SEEN MY FROG? I've lost my frog It is a good frog... Well, not really. It is a creature of pure evil, filled with anger and hate for all mankind. But it is a good jumper... Was a good jumper I got hunger one day and cut off its back legs, fried them up and ate them right in front of the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

I'LL SHOW HIM

I am allowing my inner child to go and hunt down my inner grumpy old man I figure my inner grumpy old man needs to have his house tee-peed I can only hope my inner police officer does get involved Or that he has a sense of humor and lets the kid off easy. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

GOTTA GET READY FOR THE OLD MAN

Empty_handed_painter is going to be out here at the end of the week for his yearly spring visit. Most likely there will be some point where we are both blogging at the same time from the same house. For some reason we have had a hard time keeping him away since he became a grandfather. Still have no... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 14, 2005

McDONALDS' FOOD CAUSES HALLUCINATIONS

A new add for McDonalds' McGriddle sandwiches seems to be trying to get people to eat based on this Even though the sandwiches sound like they should make the average person sick to their stomach and give them an automatic heart attack, the druggies are going to flock to this one now. The lady in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 9, 2005

MY PREDICTIONS CAME TRUE

About two weeks ago I made predictions about what was going to happen to me last Sunday. Well it all happened just as I predicted it would. I need to learn how to harness this amazing power of mine. Sign in to see full entry.

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