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Tuesday, March 8, 2005

EVERYONE, I NEED YOUR HELP

This year is going to be a very draining year for me. As all of you who are up to date on the happenings around the world know, the new Star Wars movie is coming out. Well that means a whole lot of merchandise. Due to my addiction I have to go and hunt down everything I can find. I need money for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 20, 2005

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

In two weeks time, I shall wake up, take shower and go to work At some point during the day I shall eat food and drink liquids. I shall also use the restroom several times After getting home is will go downstairs and get on my computer I will hug my boys Both of them will get upset at some point and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 9, 2005

THEY ARE COMING

They will arrive tonight It has been years since they were last at the house Now they are returning I know not what chaos they will bring with them I understand they have grown over these last few years My wife took them in originally She then gave them away We do not know if they resent her for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 2, 2005

WHAT IS THE PROPER ETIQUETTE?

One of my co-workers was in the pod today She is in charge of getting everything together to make sure that the commercials run right and all So she is bending over I could not help but notice that the tag of her panties was hanging out Now I was not really looking or not looking I was just looking... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

I'M NOT GOOFING OFF AS MUCH AS I WAS

I have not been blogging too much lately And when I do blog I am writing more serious junk So I have neglected my thoughts here After all this is where I write my most profound thought All of the real information worth knowing is in this blog After all, all the secrets of the universe can be found... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 16, 2005

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL INFOMERCIALS

Right now I am in a room where we are airing nothing but a bunch of infomercials. This is a scary place. I am not sure what gods I upset to get me put here. Although it is easy since no one really seems that picky about the quality control of infomercials. They are evil things. Luckily I do not have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 14, 2005

IT SMASHED MY TUMBS

The ladder I borrowed from my uncle hates me. It is one of those that can fold all funky so you can use it on stairwells While setting it up it smashed both my thumbs Neither one is really hurting now But still it showed that the ladder is an evil thing Although I have gotten a lot done and it has... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 10, 2005

GOTTA WRITE, GOTTA WRITE, GOTTA WRITE

Sitting around all day watching TV can drive a person mad. Especially the Discovery health Channel. If I did not do this writing I might loose it. It is one way to keep from falling asleep. Gotta keep the mind active after all. Watching the same commercials over and over and over and over and over... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 3, 2005

OF ELMO AND PORN

Now that was an interesting visual. I was coming back form break and walked past the quality control room, where they have people viewing all of the many channels that Comcast broadcasts. I could not help but notice that on one screen was Elmo dancing around a bunch of animated letters, while on the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 31, 2004

I JUST REALIZED THE SECRET OF IT ALL

But I am not telling it to anyone. That would ruin the surprise. Although a lot of people hate surprises. I am not a big fan of them myself. I also like to bug people. So hopefully by keeping this secret to myself I can bug some people. I mostly seem to like bugging older sisters. I often bugged my... Sign in to see full entry.

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