Someday I shall take over the world, again.

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Saturday, December 13, 2003

I want to run around naked

yelling at the ducks to 'Get out of my way, I must hurry to ball.' Why? I don't really know. It is just something that seems like it needs to be done. There are many things like that that seem to be needed. More people need to get out and do such productive things It would really help things out Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 12, 2003

I just made a gingerbread house

My son and I just had a fun time decorating a gingerbread house Everyone should take a few moments and do something like that this weekend. Something simple, and fun, and relaxing. No computer for at least an hour, while you are awake. So commands the future ruler of the world Have a great weekend. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 11, 2003

I've lost my edge

I am too busy to be able to write with my edge Go read my other blogs I do not think it has the edge I was writing with Damn it all for me having too much of a life outside of BN Well, that's the way the turnip sours Or something like that Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2003

Nothing to say

It is late and I need to call it a night So why am I here writing nothing for everyone to see? I guess I have to write I need to write I need to say something, even if it is nothing Do we hide messages in nothing? Or do we hide nothing in messages? I need a nice hot bath Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 9, 2003

My neck hurts

Anyone want to come and give me a neck rub? I'll give you Britain once I take over the world Now don't you all hurry to get in line for this I do not want any pushing or shoving It will be first come first serve Unless you have a nice heat pack to go with it Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 8, 2003

I like the rain

It seems like people have something against rain. Why? What has it ever done to you? Rain does so much for us all and it gets a bad rap Go out and run around in the rain. I wish it would rain more often Did I mention that I like the rain? Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 7, 2003

What a long day

Just so much to do Then I gotta go to work in the morning. If only you people would start signing your paychecks over to me so that I could put all my efforts towards taking over the world But no, you have bills to pay and such I think some of you do not want me to take over the world Well fine, be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 6, 2003

I'm out of it

Just wrote a post that was a bit of a rant It was all something that I believe in and have thought about for some time, but it still ended up being a rant It's been a long day and I am ready for some sleep I think an elephant has stepped on my back We got a new thing You know, one of those new... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 5, 2003

"My shoes are too tight.

But that is okay, because I have forgotten how to dance" A quote from the greatest Sci-Fi show ever. Just felt like saying something. I guess it is better than saying nothing. Man, am I tired. I better call it a night and go get some sleep. Elephants...................................... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 3, 2003

I need super powers

Wouldn't that be cool. What powers would I want? Flight would be great. Making multiples of myself would be usefull. Shrinking things or making them grow has some great posibilities, and I am not thinking sexual (Which is strange for me). There are just so many to choose from. Sign in to see full entry.

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