Someday I shall take over the world, again.

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Wednesday, March 3, 2004

Reading this post is a waste of your time

The following is the most important piece of information in the world It is something that I am not sure if I should share it with anyone Okay, just scroll down if you are serious about learning this information It might just change your life............. Yeah right? Didn't you read the title of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 26, 2004

Where have I been?

Not that anyone noticed I had not done nay post for a few days now, but I was busy I can not go into details, or I would have to hunt down anyone who read this post and do bad, bad things to them (Yes it would involve we forcing you to watch 'Dude Where's My Car' among other really nasty things).... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Wife wants to play on the computer

My wife is throwing me off the computer She has power over me I may take over the world, but she is going to be the one to rule it through me I better go now before she starts beating me Ouch, that hurts Stop, I'll be good No, not in front of the boy Okay, okay, you win Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 14, 2004

The Sun is out

So now all the snow will melt away I can take a lawn chair and sit outside and watch My wife will get upset at me if I do that She most likely will try to get me to get up and do something I won't get her to believe that watching snow melt is fun way to spend the day Some people just have no idea... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 8, 2004

I have super human powers

I have known about these powers of mine for some time now and have only used them when needed. Now I will turn their use towards helping in my goal Although I have no idea how these powers will help me take over the world. Do you wish to know what my powers are? No really, do you? Come on, I know... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 3, 2004

Warning

As I have learned from Ariala it looks like the group of foot tall aliens that were living in my closet have gone out on their own I believe their mission to be to hunt down all of you on BN and take your peanut butter. If you see foot tall men in your house, do not approach Their bite can really... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 1, 2004

You are not giving me all your money

You know who you are I know you are all clicking on other's blogs I will not reward such behavior You still have a chance to win my favor you know Click on my blogs and only my blogs and I will reward you once the world is mine I promise to make things better So by clicking on other people's blogs... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 29, 2004

I need to do some fund raising

You can not take over the world when you are broke So here I am asking everyone to go and read my posts and only my posts Ignore all the other bloggers out there They have no need for your money They would only waste it on themselves and not give it to me I deserve all your money This is because I... Sign in to see full entry.

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I'm on a little vacation

Had to take a few days off just because I needed to So here I am with nothing better to do than waste time on BN Maybe I will spit out some great truth that will change the world Or maybe I'll just be ignored by all Or maybe, just maybe... Don't know the thrid choice. I don't plan to do much bloggin... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 23, 2004

Time for some typos

I am just oging to write nad wriet nad write nad wriet and nit go bakc nad fix nay of my typos. I figured I normally have to spend some time porff reading this stuff ot try nad look liek I cna write, when in fact Iam really, really bad at making typos. I guess I just go and try to type as fats as I... Sign in to see full entry.

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